(these are intended to make the people feel really bad about themselves and want to hang themselves or something....)
I HATE THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE...
Your frail, spindly frame juddered when you heard the news that your beloved Blackpool scarf had been cremated, but I was displeased, I wished you had burned, you big headed geek boy.
HOLLOW RON (AKA FATHEAD, BIG FATHEAD, RON BEEF, CONTROVERSIAL RON, RON-O-PUDDINBOYE.T.C...)
Your not so spindly frame sickens me, your ignorant behavior sickens me, and your fascination with Kellie Gwilliams was piss funny, especially when you pretended to get a boner everytimeyou heard the name "Kellie" mentioned, and gave a little nervous giggle.
SENTH
You and your silly collection of bin lids, what are they about??? eh? Don't you know that the barber has left a patch of haitr down the middle of your head lad?? eh? didn't you realise.
LUKE
You are a dragonfly...!!
JAMIE OLIVER(THE NAKED CHEF)
Your recipes are nothing more than glorified porridge, buffalo cheese indeed!!
RANDALL
"I'm very sorry Randall, but I wil continue to spell your name with the double l, much to your dismay!!"
THE WHOLE OF JUNKYARD DOG
That Danny was staring at my ass, Rick was staring at his and Jay was busy placing quilt on toaster, now why did he do that???
BEN
Your name consists of three letters, you aren't even worthy of being called a man!!!!!!
MATT CALDERWOOD
Simply because you will ask me why you are here, and it wll upset you, oh yes, its all a big joke when you are busy laughing at rooster being on here and senth being on this page, but you don't like it when it is you do you?? oh no!!!
WOLFBOY
WOOOOOOOOWOO WOOOOOOOOOOO HOWL!!!!
----I will add more when I can be bothered, as of now I am off to seal breadknife onto pillow------
Not by KIFT 2001