ABOUT RECKLESS YOUTH...

Kift is the co-founder of Reckless Youth, he is a Mystical mexican with supernatural abilities to cause controversy. He is the drummer of this band and has been responsible for the success of a great many bands such as MetallicA (whose laughing now newsted?) and EX minor threat frontman Ian McKaye has Kift to thank for his life, after he was set upon by the bouncers oputside the tache, Kift stepped in and proceeded to break the jaw of one bouncer and the others ran off, and were never seen again. Kift has left his violent days behind him, but his temper does get him into trouble amongst celebrities such as Bruce Willis, who Kift lamped for looking at his milkshake in a dissaproving way.

• Name: Twintony Mark Isaac Ghostbusters II Kift
• Age: On average Kift ages 20 to 30 times per yer so it is difficult to tell!!
• Nationality: Mexican
• Hobbies: Annoying innocent people such as EDGE(have u got a headache?)

Liam looks a bit like the famous celebrity Mark Lamarr. He has been nominated the widest person in the world 6 times, as he is an astonishing 18 yards wide. His reputation as a Wrestler is renouned throughout history, and he is responsible for the decline of Sadam Hussiens reighn of terror over the Middle East. He is considered the most reasonable of the band and eats on average 18-35 slices of bread per day!! The other co founder of reckless youth, he is responsible for writing most of the songs and plays bass and sings.

• name: Liam Stephen Liddle Tooem Killgallon
• age: tends to be 24
• nationality: Cuban(yes those are HIS cigars you aren't allowed to smoke in the US)
• hobbies: Charity work, choir school, wrestling, boat racing, Tai-chi.

Dumbass is actually the devil. He plays the guitar but when he gets mad, he is able to fire a red hot fireball from his eyebrow, but refrains from doing so as then he has to reload his energy by basking under a U.V lamp for 18 hours until he is able to continue living. Dumbass recently joined Kift in some drunken Reckless behavoir when they ran over cars and Damien stole a sattelite dish from a random house and threw it through a priests window, whilst Kift was urinating onto the priests recently beheaded dog. He trained for the position of the Devil by starting life as a Humble WARLOCK, conjouring random spells intended to cause distain to random farmers locally!!

• name:(dumbass) Damien Satan Beelzebub Antichrist Devil Howell
• age: been around since God was just a twinkle in his fathers eye.
• nationality: Hades
• hobbies: gay rights protesting, founding member of anti David Hassellhof club, torture, moaning frequently and of course kneeboarding(he ruins more kneecaps in a week than the average super evil being would do in a month)

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