I don’t own Gundam Wing. I don’t own DBZ either. I don’t own anything from Escaflowne, Pizza Hut, or whatever else you might think I might own.
Chapter sixteen: Know Your Enemy.
Back to the kids…
“Whoa!” Michael yelled as he started to move his
Gundam. “Check this out! Hey Heero! Rei! Dom! Mingh Loh! Come over here, and
let’s play hokey-pokey!”
“What!” Dr. S said in amazement as he watched the
five gundams moving to the song ‘Hokey Pokey’
that Michael was singing.
“You put your left foot in, You put your left foot
out. You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey
and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about!”
The scientists watched as the Gundams moved their
legs, arms, danced around, and clapped.
“Upgrade the zero system more.” Professor G said.
An hour later, after the zero upgrade…
“Hey, guys! Check this out!” Michael yelled, “We got
a phone in here!”
“Let’s order Pizza!” shouted Dominic.
The scientists slapped their hands over their faces.
“Pizza Hut weakling!” Shouted Mingh Loh.
“What’d the number be?” asked Dominic
“Duh! 275-5555! Has it ever changed over a hundred
years!” shouted Michael.
“Upgrade it again.” Professor G muttered.
Another upgrade later…
“Hey! Let’s make a congo line!” Dominic said.
“Sounds fine to me.” Mingh Loh replied. So all the
kids bagan to cha-cha in in a congo line with their Gundams.
“Stop that!” Shouted Dr. S.
“Hey! I got an idea!” Michael said. Michael picked
up his ‘phone’. He dialed a number he
had in his Gundam’s phone book.
“Hello?” An anonymous voice answered.
Michael:“Hi! Is this Al Johnson?”
Anonymous:“Yes.”
Michael:“Al Johnson at 6493 Fleming?”
Anonymous:“Yes.”
Michael: “Al Johnson that works at Fishy Aquariums?”
Anonymous:“Yes.”
Michael: Sorry! Wrong Number!”
Michael laughed and hung up.
“They are prank calling.” Dr. S said while shakin’
his head.
Dominic and Mingh Loh followed Michael’s lead.
“No! I don’t know who Harry B. Hind is !” an enraged
caller said. Mingh Loh and Dominic laughed their heads off.
“UPGRADE IT!” Professor G hollered. “Damn! These
kids are driving me crazy!”