I don’t own Gundam Wing. I don’t own DBZ either. I don’t own anything from Escaflowne, Pizza Hut, or whatever else you might think I might own.

 

 

Chapter fifteen: Zero system?

 

Back to the kids in the hangar.

 

Those look just like the machines in the pilots hangar. Dominic said to himself as they entered a compound.

 

“So.”replied Dr. S, “It’s time to show us your talents.”

 

“What talents?” Dominic asked.

 

“Why, your Gundam abilities of course.” Professor G said. “It’s in your blood, guaranteed.”

 

“Umm…Hey!” said Michael, “Do you prefer to be called eccentric or just plain cuckoo?” asked Michael.

 

“Heh!” said Professor G. “You do have your father’s blood. So kid, have you ever heard of a zero system?”

 

“I know Zero tolerance! Mom always says that to me.” Michael said. Then he mimicked her voice, “Come over here, young man! I will have zero tolerance with you if you’re hacking into financial securities again! I will have zero tolerance with you if you painted the next door neighbors cat blue! I will have zero tolerance with you if you blackmail the ice cream man again! I will have zero tolerance  with you if you lock Jimmy out of the house again! I will have zero tolerance with you if you pin meat on Fluffy’s tail again! I will have zero tolerance with you if you throw another red sock in the washing again!”

 

“Oh, geez!” Professor G. said. “I don’t have the strength to deal with another Duo Maxwell!”

 

Michael looked confused. “What do you mean ‘another’ Duo Maxwell?”

 

“Oh, just shutup kid!” Dr. S shouted, “Get in that Gundam and take off!”

 

“No way. Ask Heero and Rei first, their the crazy ones. Michael said.

 

“All of you will pilot, understand!”  Dr. S screamed.

 

“Screw you, no nose, I wanna go home!” Michael yelled back.

 

“Stop.” Master O said. “Unless you prefer we hurt you mothers.”

 

“What are you talking about?” Dominic asked.

 

“I’ll show you.” Master O said with an evil grin.

 

Suddenly, the wall behind them flipped, and their past mothers were there. Gagged and tied down.

 

“Not Fair!” Michael yelled.

 

“Life’s never fair,” Professor G said. “Now get in that cockpit now!”

 

Michael knew he was beaten and decided to get in the lousy machine.

 

“As for the rest of you,” Dr. S yelled, “front and center! It’s time for you to go into your

Gundams.”

 

Heero and Rei looked at each other, and then looked at the Gundam.

 

“Oh. We forgot about the twins. Who should we give it too” Dr. S asked.

 

“Give it to Heero. He’ll do better, besides who ever heard of a girl Gundam Pilot?” said Professor G.

 

“Hey!” Mingh Loh shouted. “I’m a girl too you pathetic old fool!”

 

“I forgot about her.” Said Doctor S. “Let her pilot one anyhow. Maybe the little girl will surprise us.”

 

Mingh Loh whispered to herself. “Oh, I’ll surprise you alright, stupid Otoko!”

 

 

 

 

Back in the hanger…

 

The pilot’s looked at each other in utter silence. “We gotta get them back!” Quatre shouted.

 

“We know!” Catherine said, “But we don’t know how. You see, the Doctors spent close to four years developing those Gundams! They all have superior Zero systems too!”

 

“They’re going to put Dominic in a Gundam with a Zero System?!” Quatre cried out. “He’ll go berserk!”

 

“Perhaps.” Said Dorothy. “But my son’s very strong Quatre, besides the scientists have created a new Zero system that can adjust to whoever is piloting it.”

 

Duo sat down on the floor, “Four-year old kids in Gundams with Zero systems. We’re dead meat.”

 

“Maybe they can stop the asteroid though.” Quatre said thoughtfully.

 

“No.” says Relena, “They could make it worse. If they so much let one tiny piece of rock, it could break later, into a hundred different pieces and drift down, and help destroy not only the colonies, but  the Earth as well.”

 

“I didn’t think about that.” Quatre said shamefully.

 

“Neither did the Scientists.” Mingh Loh said.

 

“Then what can we do…” asked Duo hopelessly.

 

“We have to take you to the future, so you can conquer the zero system.” Relena stated.

 

Suddenly, the girls heard a familiar voice. “Relena, are you okay?!”

 

“Zeches?!”  Relena asked in surprised. Running towards them were Zeches Marquise, with Dr. J trailing behind them.

 

“How did you get here?” Relena asked.

 

“Well,” started Dr. J, “When I realized the flaw in my machines, I decided to go back to my old lab. I still had tons of useless  time machines, so we came back here when we realized the other scientists took off after you.”

 

“You told them, though didn’t you?” Catherine asked.

“Of course not!” Dr. J replied. “All those threats about Fluffy, tarred, feathered, guillotined, stretched, and you even think I’d tell the other scientists!!”

 

“Hn.” Heero replied. “They tapped your Vidscreen.”

 

“Apparently so.” Said Dr. J. “Anyhow, we brought back two time machines, so follow me pilots, toward the future!”

 

“That was lame.” Said Duo.

 

“Whatever.” said Dr. J. “Let’s go.”

 

So the pilots took off toward the time machines, along with the women, and Zeches Merquise.