Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, Nestle Crunches, Tootsie Rolls, or anything else you might think I own. I own nothing but the brain that came up with this idea. I make no profit everything's just for Fun! Remember this takes place after Endless Waltz, but it's AU only in the fact they still own their Gundams.

 

 

 

And Then There were Six.

By: Msmelanie

 

Chapter Four: Pizza always makes everything better.

 

 To the guys...

 

"Okay, so the problem we're facing is this. How to find four old men before they nab the women?" Duo asked. "Come on, Quatre! Four old men! It'll be easy! Why'd you insist we all come out here with the women?!"

 

Quatre looked at Duo annoyed. "For one thing Duo, we couldn't all meet and risk leaving all the ladies alone at their current residences. Number two, these aren't just four old men."

 

"What do you mean?" Duo asked.

 

Quatre continued. "These 'four old men' you like to refer to single-handedly created Sandrock, Deathscythe, Wing Gundam, Wing Zero...uhh..."

 

"Heavyarms." Trowa added.

 

"-and Nataku." Wufei continued.

 

"Yeah." Quatre replied. "Then they also remade Schenlong and Deathscythe."

 

Duo started seeing Quatre's point. "Plus the Mercurious and Vayeate."

 

"You see? They aren't your typical four old men." Quatre replied. "Have you even tried looking for them yet?"

 

"Yes." Heero replied. "I haven't located them."

 

"What?! You can locate anyone though!" Duo shouted at Heero in disbelief.

 

"..."

 

"Well, what do you think we should do?" Duo asked looking at Quatre.

 

"I don't know Duo. That's why I recommended that we all meet.” Quatre looked around at the pilots. "Any suggestions?"

 

No one made a sound.

 

Back to the girls....

 

"They're not saying anything." Dorothy said as the girls continued to watch the guys.

 

"I think they're stuck." Catherine replied. "Oh well, let's talk!"

 

"Yes!" Hilde agreed. "What are you girls having? A girl or a boy? I'm having a boy!"

 

"I am also." Dorothy replied. "What about the rest of you?"

 

Relena shook her head yes.

 

"Boy!" Catherine shouted happily. "What about you Mae Linh?"

 

"I'm having a girl." she replied.

 

"Really? That's great!" Catherine replied. "What're you going to name her?"

 

"Mingh Loh." Mae Linh smiled proudly.

 

"Oh, that's such a neat name!" Catherine replied. "I'm sticking with simple though. My boy's going to be named Jimmy."

 

Dorothy smiled. "Mine's Dominic."

 

"Oh, I'm so jealous! You all have names already?!" Hilde whined.

 

"You haven't picked one out yet?" Relena asked.

 

"Well, Duo wanted me to name it 'Duo Maxwell Schbeiker' since he found out I was pregnant." Hilde explained. "I finally agreed to it about a week ago, but when he found out it was his he flipped a 360 on me! Said I had to come up with something else!"

 

"Otokos are complete weaklings." Mae Linh responded. She looked over towards Relena. "What about you?"

 

Relena gave a smirk. "It's a secret."

 

Just then the girls watched a couple of five year old boys come up to them.

 

"Hello!" Catherine giggled at the cute children. "What do you need?"

 

The boys just smirked at the girls. "...you're really fat!"

 

To the guys...

 

"You see Duo, we still couldn't-" but Quatre lost his train of thought as he looked ahead of him and saw the women. "..."

 

"Quat, what's wrong?" Duo asked.

 

Quatre didn't reply, but quickly stood up and headed for the girls. When the guys turned around they realized why and quickly ran after him.

 

To the girls...

 

"When I get up you little twerps are gonna get it!!" Hilde yelled from the floor.

 

The two boys just laughed their heads off. "Look! They can't even move! They're liked beached whales!!" one of them shouted.

 

Just then the kids saw the guys running toward them, so they took off.

 

The guys came running up to the girls. "..."

 

"Oh, geez! What happened?! Why are you lying on your back on the floor?!" Duo shouted.

 

Hilde just looked at Duo with tears in her eyes. "I'M FAT!!"

 

"WE'RE COWS!!" Catherine yelled from the same position on the floor.

 

"INJUSTICE!!" Mae Linh yelled completely slouched in her chair.

 

"Oh, those stupid kids!" Duo shouted running toward Hilde.

 

Heero walked over to Relena who was sitting on the floor with her back to Heero. Heero went over to her and tried to hoist her up. "Relena." Heero growled. "A little help."

 

Relena didn't respond.

 

Everyone soon had their ladies back in their seats with brand new milkshakes...everyone except for Heero.

 

Heero grunted and pulled, but Relena refused to help. "Relena!"

 

Relena looked sadly at Heero. "I guess you should call the coastguard." she said softly.

 

Heero looked at her confused.

 

"-AND TELL THEM THERE'S A BEACHED WHALE IN THE SNACK AREA OF THE MALL!!" Relena suddenly yelled at the top of her voice.

 

This outburst suddenly caused a chain reaction...

 

"WE'RE HUGE!!"

 

"WE'RE ENORMOUS FAT WOMEN!!"

 

"WE'RE UGLY!!"

 

"WE'RE DISGUSTING!!"

 

"No, no Hil! That's not true!" Duo said trying to soothe Hilde, but it wasn't working.

 

"IT'S NOT FAIR!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME TROWA!!!" Catherine screamed.

 

"Cathy, please don't cry." Trowa replied trying to wipe her tears.

 

"It's a good thing I'm not in the colonies anymore..." Mae Linh began. "I'D PROBABLY MAKE IT TIP!!"

 

"Please control yourself Mae Linh." Wufei said trying to hold her hands. "Please calm down!"

 

Dorothy continued to cry also but no one was at her side to comfort her...

 

"What?! Injustice! Where is Winner?! He has 29 sisters, he should know what to do!!" Wufei tried to yell above the screaming.

 

"I'm back!" everyone heard from the far left. Quatre held a white box out with his hands and walked over to the girls. He laid the box in front of them on the table. "Look what I got for you!" he said cheerily as he opened the lid...

 

"Oh. a supreme pizza!" Hilde squeaked out happily.

 

"Oh, I was really starting to think about pizza." Catherine replied pushing Trowa away.

 

All the girls tried to move forward to get the pizza. Luckily, the guys held them back and dished it out to them.

 

"Cheezy!" Catherine shouted happily as she pryed the slice of Pizza from Trowa's hands.

 

"Oh, I was hoping that'd work." Quatre said handing Dorothy a piece. "Wait, where's Ms. Relena?"

 

"Relena, hang on! Let me help you up!" Heero grunted as he tried to stop Relena from dragging herself to the table.

 

"Let go! I need Pizza! They're going to eat it all!!" Relena cried out.

 

Heero ran over and tried to grab a slice of pizza from the box.

 

"Ours!!" Dorothy screamed grabbing Heero's arm. Quatre immediately held Dorothy back and Heero quickly ran over to Relena and handed her the pizza.

 

"Stop grabbing for it and I'll give it to you!" Heero growled in a high pitch as Relena continued to reach up for it. Finally, Heero managed to safely get it into her hands and she finally calmed down. He lifted her back up into her chair, and then he plopped down into the nearest empty one he could find."Quatre." Heero said out of breath.

 

"Yeah?" Quatre responded sitting down next to him.

 

"Your a genius." Heero replied.

 

"Yeah." Duo agreed taking a seat beside them. "How'd you pay for it though? I thought you forgot your wallet?"

 

"I did." Quatre explained. "-but if you're a pizza man already covering your ears to try and escape the screaming rants of 5 pregnant women and a guy runs up to you and tells you he need the pizza to quiet them down, what would you do?" Quatre looked back at the pilots. "So...in all the screaming and yelling, did you guys come up with any ideas?"

 

The guys just shook their heads yes.

 

"Maybe we should just wait." Duo replied.

 

"For what? Them to grab the women and leave without a trace?" Wufei sneered.

 

Quatre looked at Wufei. "He's right. We can't just wait for them to make the first move. Now, if I was an extremely brilliant scientist wanting to steal genetically perfect unborn children from women, how would I do it?"

 

"You know what I would do?" Duo replied kicking back in his chair.  "I'd try and drive us off."

 

"We're not asking for your opinion Maxwell." Wufei replied.

 

Quatre seemed lost in thought.

 

"Why would you drive yourselves off?" the pilots heard from behind themselves. They immediately turned around.

 

"Hello again Heero." Ms. Dorlain smiled.

 

Heero didn't reply.

 

"Heero, who's this lady?" Quatre asked.

 

"..."

 

"I'm Relena's mother." she smiled.

 

The pilots all looked at Heero dissapprovingly.

 

"Heero, why did you tell her where to find us?!" Duo shouted.

 

"Oh, he didn't. There was some scribbling on that letter he gave me that was erased, but still readable. Now dear, will you mind telling me why you've kept my Relena out for three hours straight already? It's almost 5:00.

 

Heero remained silent.

 

"Did you plan on bringing her home soon?" she asked. "She's in a very delicate condition right now and shouldn't be walking around a mall right now."

 

"She hasn't been walking." Heero muttered.

 

Duo shook his head. "I don't believe this. The smart ones always do something stupid!"

 

Ms. Dorlain frowned at Duo. "Did you just call Heero stupid?"

 

Duo looked at Heero. "Well, stupid is as stupid-"

 

"Stop." Quatre interrupted.

 

Duo looked at Quatre. "What is it?"

 

Quatre looked blankly out into space. "The smart ones always do something stupid." he repeated.

 

The pilots all looked at Quatre.

 

"Checkmate." Quatre said softly looking over at the girls. Quatre stood up. "Guys, the girls have been sitting in that corner all day. I think we should take them to Gadzooks, look around, then come back again."

 

The pilots just stared at Quatre in disbelief.

 

"What?" Duo blurted out.

 

"Just do as I say." Quatre replied walking over to the girls.

 

"I don't know if that's a good idea." Ms. Dorlain replied following the pilots. "They already look worn out."

 

Quatre nervously chuckled. "N-no! They're fine. They just need to get up and move around that's all!"

 

The guys all looked at Quatre as if he were having a mental breakdown.

 

The pilots all helped their women up and explained the situation.

 

Sometime later as the gang finally reaches Gadzooks...

 

"Why did we choose this place?!" Catherine complained. "J.C. Penney's was so much closer, you know."

 

"We need to go to Gadzooks." Quatre replied. "I-uhh...need to buy something from there."

 

Duo laughed. "Yeah, right Quatre! There's no way a guy with your fashion sense would ever need to buy something from Gadzooks!"

 

Quatre turned around and looked angrily at Duo.

 

"What's wrong?" Duo asked confused.

 

*HE KNOWS!* they suddenly heard over the malls intercom system. Suddenly the front doors to the mall, which were right in front of Gadzooks, began to close.

 

"Oh, I knew it! They figured it out!" Quatre shouted. "Run!" he said trying to help Dorothy run faster.

 

 The pilots and the women started to run towards the closing doors.

 

"Heero, I'm too tired!" Relena panted exhaustively as she tried to run with Heero. "I can't hold on much longer!"

 

"We're almost there!" Heero grunted out as they all started running closer to the doors.

 

"We're all gonna have to bend down!" Duo shouted as he tried to bend Hilde down as much as he could barely making it through the door with everyone except Heero's family.

 

"Heero, I can't-" Relena panted as she suddenly fell unconscious two steps away from the exit.

 

Heero caught her before she hit the ground.

 

"No, Relena!" Ms. Dorlain shouted helping Heero drag her to the exit just in time before it closed.

 

"What happened to her?!" Ms. Dorlain shouted looking worriedly down at her daughter.

 

"There's no time!" Quatre started to shout. "We've got  to head for our cars before the other girls drop! Trowa, help Heero carry Ms. Relena!" Quatre demanded as he tried to get Dorothy to her car.

 

 "Other girls drop?!" Hilde shouted to Duo. "What's he mean?!"

 

"I don't know, but move those little feet faster Hilde!" Duo shouted back.