The Stranger side of Quatre by Godshatter

"MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA" cackled Quatre, as he zipped down the stairs of the 2 stories they shared, nearly knocking over a very confused Duo on his way down.

"Man, what hell lit a fire under his ass?" wondered Duo as he recovered from nearly falling down the stairs. He shrugged it off and headed down to their "basement", or rather their hanger and proceeded to work on Deathscythe Hell.

Heero was polishing his collection of pistols and assorted machine pistols. Suddenly something whizzed by his nose. "What in the hell?" asked Heero as he jumped back into his seat, nearly knocking himself over in the chair. He looked up and was surprised to see Quatre standing there holding what appeared to be some sort of contraption, a gun most likely. What caught Heero's eye though was the smoke flowing from the barrel. "Quatre what in the name of God's green earth are you DOING?" boomed Heero. Quatre just giggled and shot the gun again and again at Heero. Apparently the gun shot what looked to be small disks, they almost looked like CD's. "Quatre" said Heero in his usual cold monotone voice, "I?m giving you 5 seconds to put the gun down and explain to me what?s happening." Quatre looked at Heero and smiled, then he ran out the door and ran up to Wufie's room. "Oh well, at least he is out of my hair" muttered Heero as he went back to work.

"KISAMA!" screamed Wufie. "Quatre what the hell are you doing in my room shooting CD's at me?"

"EEP", cried Quatre as he turned and fled down the stairs with Wufie hot on his heals wearing a hot pink bathrobe with big fluffy white bunny slippers. As he ran down into the kitchen he slipped on the floor (it?s pretty hard not to slide in bunny slippers I guess >;) ). When Wufei stood up again he noticed that everyone was starring at him.

"WHAT?" he demanded, and then he looked down to see what he was wearing. "SHIT!" followed quickly by, "INJUSTICE!" as a now fuming Wufie tried to run to the stairs but slipped again and smacked face first into the table. Wufie tried standing up but was wobbling really badly on his knees and then *thud*, gravity claimed Wufie as his friend.

Just then Trowa came down from upstairs, looking very angry (not to mention he had duct tape hanging off of his shirt and sleeves).

"Where... is... Quatre?" asked Trowa, an unusual amount of anger in his voice.

"Uh, what happened to you Trowa?" asked Duo.

"I was upstairs earlier going through my "collection" of free minutes from AOL, I was trying to find a CD that I hadn?t used yet. The next thing I knew was that Quatre had jumped me from behind and was binding my hands and feet with duct tape. He kept muttering to himself and had a bottle of tea in his hand." said Trowa.

"Uh oh" said the three pilots in unison.

"We know what happened last time Quatre got crazy from the tea" said Heero.

"No shit man, it took me forever to convince Hilde that all the porno we had laying around here wasn?t ours and that someone was playing a sick joke,? whined Duo.

"Yea, and I STILL haven?t figured out what to do with the 500lbs of fake dog shit he ordered". They heard a *thump* from the living room and all 3 looked at each other and nodded.

What they found in the living room was quite strange to say the least. They found Quatre laying face down with his underwear on his head, a tie and belt around his waist as a loin cloth, he had BIG pink, white and green stripped stockings on up past his knees. He was wearing lipstick smeared all over his face and had tried putting clip on mini bows on his armpits.

"What in the holly hell?" exclaimed Trowa. Duo and Heero just stared.

Just then their door slammed open and a loud "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROO OOOOOOOOOOOO" could be heard.

"Shit" said Heero as he picked up Quatre?s "AOL CD" gun and walked over to the door and unloaded on Relena.

"Heero? What is the *ouch* meaning of *ouch* this *ow* *OUCH*?" cried Relena as she ran for cover behind her pink limo. Heero continued to plink her and the car for several minutes until he ran out of ammo, or rather CD'S "I should have done that a long time ago"

AN: for all u Relena fans out there don?t get pissed, I like her too but I couldn?t resist >;)