By
Relena Fanel
Oh, love of my life,
Without you I’d be lost.
I’d wander without a purpose,
Who knows at what cost?
I love running my fingertips
Down your smooth contours.
I look forward to turning you on
When we are away from one
another.
Your brain is a masterpiece of
connecting thoughts.
Everyday, without fail,
I’m in bliss because of those
erotic murmured words…
‘You have mail.’
Duo: Uh, Are you talking about your laptop Heero?
Heero: …
Duo: What about Relena, don’t you love her?
Heero: *Hugs laptop possessively*
<Relena walks by and winks at
Heero> <Heero drops laptop,
kicks it over to Duo, and leaves with her>
Duo: I have no comment about that. *Runs away chortling with laptop… evil ideas in mind*