The Gundam guys all got together one weekend for some summer fun. Problem is, they weren't having any. All five were bored out of their skulls and looking for something to do.

"Martial arts?" Suggested Wufei.

"No..."

"Hunting?" Smirked Heero with a hopeful tone in his voice. A collective "NO" came from the group. Heero sighed.

"Walking on tightropes or getting knives thrown at us?" Asked Trowa.

"I don't think so"

"Music?"

"No, Quatre."

"I know!" Grinned Duo. "Paintball!"

"What the heck is paintball?" Asked Wufei, glaring at the group because they weren't going to be doing any martial arts.

"It's easy! I'll explain." Duo cleared his throat and sat down on a rock in front of the other four guys. "Okay, each person gets a gun an-"

"Guns?!" Cried Heero, his eyes filling with stars.

"Paintball guns. They don't kill anyone." Stated Duo.

Heero sighed again.

"Anyways, each person's gun has a different color. All you have to do is go around shooting people with paintballs to get points." Duo paused for a moment. "Now, if we were playing in teams, each team would have a different color, but we're playing a no-holds-barred version of paintball. Everyone for themsel--"

"Can we just get on with it?!" Whined Heero, who had already claimed the black paintball gun.

Everyone sweatdrepped. Duo sighed and told everyone that he was going to set up the "Refill stations" and that they were to wait until he got back, or until 15 minutes had passed. Then they were to start without him.

 

While we wait for the game to begin, let's take a look at who has what color:

Heero: Black

Duo: Red

Trowa: Blue

Quatre: Yellow

Wufei: Green

 

Anyways, 13 minutes had passed and Heero was getting very impatient. He was dying to get on with the game, so he could go trigger-happy on Duo. Heero resigned himself to shooting targets. He found a nice round rock, loaded it in his paintball gun, threw a peice of tree bark in the air and shot it. It was quite entertaining to the other three guys, because all they saw was Heero running back and forth like an idiot, as Wufei said.

"I wonder how long he'll keep that up for?" Wondered Quatre.

"This waiting is an injustice!" Complained Wufei.

Trowa looked at Heero, slightly entertained.

Suddenly, an alarm rang. The 15 minutes of waiting was over. Heero forgot all about shooting the 23rd piece of tree bark and ran into the forest as fast as he could.

 

Meanwhile in the forest, Duo had climbed up into a tree near the entrance of the forest so he could get cheap-shots on everyone. He figured that if he could keep to the treetops he'd win, right? Well, when you suddenly develop a fear of heights and you're up a 20-foot tree, well... Let's just leave Duo up in his tree for now, hoping he doesn't look down.

Anyways, Heero entered the forest, half out of breath, and started looking around.

"This is gonna be good..." Snickered Duo. He reached into his pocket for some paintballs and... Uh oh! He looked down! "Oh ****! I didn't realize I was up so high!" He cried, getting the attention of Heero.

"Now I've got you, Duo." Heero smirked and let loose a few rounds on Duo. Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!

"Ow, ow, ow!" Moaned Duo, rubbing his backside and grabbing his paintball gun. He had fallen out of his tree, trying to dodge some of Heero's paintballs. It didn't work. Heero re-loaded his paintball gun and prepared to fire off a few more rounds...

On to Quatre, who was wandering around the forest, lost. It was against his will to play paintball, but he was sort of glad no one was around to shoot him. Yep, it was just Quatre. All alone... In an unfamilliar forest, fending for... Himeself? The thought of that was really starting to freak him out and make him very jumpy.

"There's nothing to worry about... Nothing in this forest is going to kill you... Except maybe Heero..." Quatre was repeating this to himself.

Splat!

Quatre whirled around to see Trowa pointing his gun at Quatre. "T-T-Trowa! What are you doing?" Asked Quatre.

"Sorry, I've got to get points..." Said Trowa, expressionless as ever.

Quatre looked at his full paintball gun, then at Trowa, who was getting ready to squeeze trigger. "No choice, gotta shoot!" Quatre shut his eyes tightly and squeezed the trigger...

 

Wufei wasn't having any luck and was beginning to get annoyed.

"What's with this? I can't find one person! Injustice!" Wufei was wondering how many points behind he was, and that thought made him even more annoyed. Oblivious to where he was going, Wufei walked straight into a rather large, rather sticky spider web.

"INJUSTICE!" What was even worse is that the web happened to be inhabited by a giant spider...

 

Back to Heero, who was laughing maniacally while shooting paintballs at Duo. The two of them had been running around the forest for at least a good hour.

"Truce! Truce truce!" Gasped Duo getting hit by sevral of Heero's paintballs.

"No way!" Grinned Heero, firing a few more rounds at Duo. Suddenly, he tripped on a rock and fell face first onto the forest ground, turning the tables right around. Now Heero was asking for the truce, and Duo, laughing maniacally while shooting rounds at Heero.

Splat! Splat!
Heero and Duo looked down at their vests. There was a blue and a yellow splotches on their vests.

"Nice shot, Trowa!" Said Quatre, high-fiving Trowa.

"You guys called a truce?" Cried Duo.

"Yup." Said Trowa.

"Heero and Duo quickly exchanged truces. Trowa and Quatre versus Heero and Duo, match of the day" Said Duo in an announcer-like voice.

Heero glared.

A close up of Heero and Duo appeared on one side of the screen, and a close up of Trowa and Quatre on the other. Western music played in the background.

Everyone glared at Trowa.

"Shut it off, Trowa." Growled Heero.

Trowa sighed and turned off his radio.

"Ready... GO!!"

 

Wufei had managed to free himself from the spider's web and like a scene from the movie "Eight-legged Freaks", beat off the spider, then ran towards where he heard paintball-gunfire.

"This is not my day." He grumbled, pulling yet another strand of spider silk out of his hair.

Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!

Wufei had been hit by Heero, Duo, Trowa and Wufei's paintballs.

"Don't tell me you all called truces?!" Groaned Wufei.

"Uh-huh" Duo smirked evily. "And we're gonna kick your a--"

"Duo!" Inturrupted Quatre.

The four returned their attention to Wufei, who was running away. Trowa did his signature jump, landing in shooting position infront of Wufei.

"Oh, crap!" Cursed Wufei as Heero, Duo, Trowa and Quatre were ganging up on him.

Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!

"What the? These weren't our color choices!" Cried Duo.

"But they're ours!" Smirked Relena. Hilde, Dorothy, Sally and Catherine were standing infront of Relena with their paintball guns ready to fire.

"You should have told us you were going to play paintball!" Grinned Sally.

"Y'know. there's a reason they weren't invited..." Started Heero.

"Why's that?" Squeaked Quatre.

"It's because we girls are going to paintball you into the next era!!" Cried the girls in unison.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Two hours later:

 

Everyone was out of ammo and in the guy's case; ego.

"I can't believe we got our butts kicked by a bunch of girls!" Whined Wufei, looking at everyone's scores.

"No kidding! That last round gave me a charlie horse!" Moaned Duo, rubbing his arm. By the way, here are the results. Laugh away!

Heero: 92 Relena: 225

Duo: 85 Hilde: 196

Trowa: 91 Catherine: 125

Quatre: 80 Dorothy: 150

Wufei: 2 Sally: 239

 

"This isn't fair!" Whined Quatre.

"Don't worry, we'll get 'em next time!" Grinned Duo.

"No, it wasn't about the scores..."

"Then what was it?"

"They got pink and purple!"

Swaetdrops for all ^_^