Act V: The Chaotic Sepulcher Tokyo 3 Teacher: ...and so the second impact came, and verily was mankind very screwed. And there came a beast with five heads and seven horns, and it did make much ruckus, but verily the ArchMecha Gabriel did defeat it with the knife of Abraham and the mustard seed gun. Then did Sodom and Gomorrah arise again, and their king who was named 666... Relena: God! This school is sooooooo boring. And I can't even see Heero� Gee, I wish I could use a Gundam� Hey, wait a minute! I CAN use a Gundam! That's it, I'm heading back to town. If they get in my way, I'll just blow em up with the BIG GUN! Heehee! Sally Po enters, and frantically waves an envelope. Sally Po: I swore I would deliver this message. Nothing will stop me from- An anvil drops on her. Sally Po: Well, so much for that. At the entrance to the sepulcher. Une: My poor Heero� **cry** Enter Relena, in Wing Zero. Une: Hey, weren't you banished? Relena: Yeah. Watcha gonna do about it, huh? You don't even have a Gundam! Une: Yes I do! I have the rebuilt Wing Gundam! Relena: Oh yeah, like that's gonna work. Think about it. The Wing Zero is superior in every respect. Plus, you're not even a good pilot! Une: Hell, you aren't even A pilot! Relena: That's true I guess� But true love will always win in the end! Fight, for everlasting peace! All: � Une: Let's just get on with the battle. Lady Une and Relena fight. Une: Suck on my beam cannon! Relena: Ha! Mine is much bigger than yours! Une: Shit. Lady Une dies. Relena: Now, lets go see Heero. Relena walks down the hallway (conveniently sized for mobile suits) of the crypt, still in Wing Zero. Eventually, she comes to a crypt shaped like the Turn-A Gundam containing Heero's corpse. Relena: NO! He's dead! **cry** Well, I hate to copy Duo, but TAG ALONG! ON MY JOURNEY INTO DARKNESS! Relena hits the self-detonate. Heero: Yaaaaaaawwwwwnnnn� that was a nice nap� Huh? AHHHHHHHH! Wing Zero self detonates. Heero: Relena, my lesser-of-two-evil-suitors! Heero moves flips a switch from the "preserve" setting to the "instant cremation" setting. Verona/Scotland disappears in mushroom cloud. Enter Quatre, horribly scarred and mutated. Quatre: A glooming post-apocalyptic peace this morning with it brings. The writer, for sorrow, will not use his head. Go forth and talk of these sad things Some shall be called back for the OVA and some punished. And know that never was there a tale of woe as this, of Relena and her Heero.
