what a night. some of those kids are absolutely ker-azy in there. josh berstecher is a lunatic. i'm gonna have to sedate that kid or something. show nights won't be able to be like that - my mom said he and the other middle school kids were going nuts.
i had a lot of stuff in mind i wanted to write in here while i laid in bed last night, trying to sleep. i don't remember any of the things now.
so, i'll fill out a survey from some site. you thrust your pelvis, ugh.
1) name: travis
2) Screen
Name: mistertravis
3) Birthday:
9-24-83
4) Location:
south of heaven, pa
5) Horoscope:
libra
What your favorite/best...
6) Color: black
7) Food: general
tso's
8) Drink:
sprite
9) Fruit:
cherries
10) Candy:
snicker's
11) Country
song: any johnny cash song - "boy named sure" in particular
12) Rap song:
none really...
13) Rock/Punk
song: pure rock? "stairway to heaven." as for punk - "judy
is a punk" - the ramones or "unity" by op ivy
14) Kind of
song: something with good lyrical content
15) Actress:
julianne moore
16) Actor:
deniro, cusack, norton, spacey, pacino, jason lee, i could go on and on
17) Thing
to do on the weekend: films, mall with lou (and somtimes lisa), working,
sitting in front of my comp
18) Present
you ever got: hmmm...not sure, to be truly honest
19) Stuffed
animal: i used to have this old bunny. he was cute. wonder
what happened to it?
20) Shirt:
my bosstones or my "mallrats" shirt
21) Pair of
pants: uhm...n/a? i'm a shorts man.
22) Group:
it changes - currently: weezer, afi, the bosstones, the who
23) Car: the
olds
24) Lucky
number: hrm. none, really.
25) Online
Buddies: amber, lou, michelle
26) Quote:
"Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made
up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth.
I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it;
while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in
prison, I am not free." -- eugene v. debs.
Are you....
27) In love?
no, not really
28) Sexually
Active? nope
29) A good
friend? i hope people think of me as one
30) Popular?
nah, not really. i was almost homecoming king though! bow.
31) Shy? i
guess if i don't know you too well
32) A good
lover? i doubt it.
33) Open minded?
yup. i'm a socialist straight edge vegetarian, if that tells you
anything about the way i think.
35) Always
online? constantly.
Do You?
36) Smoke?
nein
37) Take risks?
rarely
38) Do drugs?
haha, nope
39) Write?
constantly
40) Paint?
no. i like jackson pollack. that's the extent of my knowledge
of art
41) Have any
other hobbies? theatre, working, talking on the net, mall hopping.
i want to go to goodwill again sometime. haven't made a good thrift
shop trip since the summer
42) Sing?
i sing along to the weakerthans in the shower
43) Go to
school? yeah yeah.
20 Questions....
44) What is
your most embarrassing moment? pretty much anytime jason is like "let's
go on air tomorrow morning..."
45) Have you
done things you regret? yeah
46) What would
be the most romantic date? i dont know. i hate all this talk about
romance and dating, really. romance to me is a connection betwixt
two people, so to be romantic, you need to go somewhere where you can truly
talk. that means no basketball games or restaurants. maybe
that's why no one wants to date me...
48) What would
you change about yourself if you could? i'd go back a few years.
i miss being innocent.
49) What would
you change about your signif. other? i guess i'd try and have one
50) What would
you change about your best friend? nothing, really
51) What does
your room look like? blue carpeting, lots of movies, books, dvd's, cd's
and the like piled up around the place.
52) What color
socks are you wearing? i am wearing no socks at the moment
54) Would
you be happy if you died right now? no, not really
55) What do
you think of this number 9? sexy
56) If a genie
granted you three wishes they would be? 1) world peace, 2) some movies,
3) for my parents to turn off crappy "prime" time cbs television.
Have you....
57) Bunjee
jumped? no sir/ma'am
58) Sky dived?
nope
59) Raced?
no. i'm running out of new ways to say "no"...
60) Drank
yourself sick? no
61) Made a
fool of yourself? yes
62) Murdered
someone? STR8 UP SUCKA AND YOU ARE NEXT.
63) Had a
baby? well, according to meredith, vanessa and fallon...
64) Made someone
cry? yeah; but the last time i mentioned it, she forgot, so i won't go
into that again.
65) Got into
a fight? no, but this one kid steve shaffer at school used to say he killed
a man with his bare hands before. that kid was nuts
66) Went to
jail? nope
67) Been in
a wreck? yes, yes i have
68) Been in
a hurricane? been in around six of them, actually
69) Seen a
tornado? i saw that movie with helen hunt once or twice. it sucked
70) Hit your
parents? i own my mom
71) Broke
the law? couple of times
72) Broke
a bone? i once dislocated my ankle. that was it tho.
73) Been in
the hospital? yeah, several times
74) Slept
outside? yeah
75) Got a
ticket? sure have
76) Jumped
out of a moving car? i have, actually
77) Had unproctective
sex? no; that should be "unprotected" shouldn't it?
78) Danced
in the rain? again, no
79) Been struck
by lighting? yes.
80) Been run
over? yes.
81) Killed
an animal? no - my plan was to start answering "yes" to all these improbable
things, but i really don't find animal cruelty funny
82) Ran away
from home? i haven't.
83) Lost someone
you loved? yeah
84) Don't
these questions about sex suck? i don't know. not particularly
85) gotten
tired of this survey yet? you suck
Either/or
86) Coke/
Pepsi: pepsi
87) Hot/Cold:
cold
88) Black/white:
black
89) Happy/sad:
c - melancholy.
90) Up/down:
up.
91) Outside/inside:
outside
92) top/bottom:
bottom
93) dancing/singing:
singing
94) reading/watching:
reading
95) roses/daisies:
roses
96) energetic/calm:
calm
97) loud/quiet:
quiet
98) smart/stupid:
smart
99) rude/friendly:
friendly
100) socks
on/socks off: off yo.
101) short
hair/long hair: short
102) boxers/briefs:
boxers
103) dark/light:
dark
104) sunny/cloudy:
sunny
105) day/night:
night
106) summer/winter:
summer
107) fire/ice:
ice
108) tiger/bunny:
tiger
109) player/hater:
hater (?)
110) flowers/grass:
flowers
111) dressed/undressed:
either or
112) innie/outie:
innie
113) fast/slow:
slow
114) peace/war:
pacifism, my friends.
Would you...
116) die for
love? depends who it was, i suppose
117) die for
a friend? yes, i just may
118) donate
organs? yes
119) give
blood? i honestly don't like needles...
120) hide
a convict? again, depends who it is.
121) volunteer
at a nursing home? yeah
122) ever
go to canada? i really don't like that place
123) commit
suicide? nope
124) kiss
your best friend's bf? my best friend's bananna fish? i most certainly
would
125) cheat
on your bf? never! (i wonder if anyone is getting the salinger references
here. prolly not, you uneducated sloths!)
126) have
an abortion? wait and see - i'd like to think no, but if i were ever in
the situation (which i doubt i ever would be)
127) run away
from home? nah
128) move
to a foreign country? yes - australia, italy
129) trust
your best friend with your life? i dont know. i guess
130) trust
your bf? i dont have one...see, i'm a hetereosexual guy and all...in hindsight,
maybe i should've searched for a more unisex survey. some of these
questions are irrelevent
131) steal
for drug money? no
132) dye your
hair on a bet? certainly
133) shave
your head on a bet? sure would. i did it without a bet
Whens the last time you....
134) cried?
probably right around two months ago
135) showered?
around ten of 5
136) slept?
this morning, at around 6 when i woke up was the last i was asleep.
137) had sex?
i remember the last time. eighteen years ago, before i was born...sigh.
138) did drugs?
that would be never
139) got mad?
tonight. some of those kids just can't listen
141) watched
cartoons? hmm. we watched some of "pocahontas" in journalism
142) played
on a playground? some time ago
143) played
nintendo? couple months ago, with lou
144) fell
in love? i don't know if i've ever truly been in love - i love a lot of
people, tho.
145) danced
in the rain? over the summer, i think
146) listened
to sad songs? today. listened to pinkerton in the shower.
a lot of those songs are on the sad side. i guess
147) blew
bubbles? i once heard a funny joke about bubbles. ahem. "hey,
did you ever blow bubbles as a kid?" "i sure did!" "yeah?
well, he's back in town and wants your home number." HAHAHAH!
i am FUNNY man.
148) yo yo'ed?
couple years ago. those were big for a short time, weren't they?
149) shook
your Christmas present? december
150) believed
in the Easter bunny? when i was little
152) wrote
a song? never, actually
153) wrote
poetry? last week sometime
154) had REAL
fun? *real* as opposed to false? i don't know...
155) actually
got scared? my future scares me plenty...so today, i think.
156) got sick?
last week sometime
157) needed
a hug? right at the moment, actually. hugs are nice
158) talked
on the phone? this afternoon
Who do you
.....
160) love:
my friend, my family, everyone in gspa
161) think
is hot: mostly people i see up at work. there are some attractive
females along the turnpike.
162) is your
best friend: i haven't really had an official one since eighth grade or
so - he moved away. lou is my closest friend right now, i guess
163) feel
sorry for: at the moment, my dad. he's snoring on the couch
164) secretly
have a crush on: plenty of people right now
165) want
to kiss before you die? thora birch
166) wish
you had never lost? there was this girl i knew at the beach named jenna.
i lost touch with her a couple years ago, she never came back for the summer
and i lost her e-mail addy. she was the first person, back in the
summer of 1999, who dared me to wear shorts all winter long. the
day she said that, in truth, was the last day i saw her. i wonder
where she's at now...she was really beautiful.
167) miss
being with: i wish it were eighth grade, a friday night, and i was spending
the night at rian palm's house
168) wish
you were with right now? pretty much anyone
169) think
about 24/7: not too much
Do you like
....
170) roller
coasters: i do, yes.
171) spiders:
yeah
172) snakes:
i could make a funny jasbsb reference here that no one would get
besides lou and dan.
173) heights:
not really
174) tattoos:
if others have them, sure. i have no desire to get one myself, tho.
175) piercings:
sure, why not
176) scuba:
never been
177) airplanes:
never been
178) diving
boards: i sure do
179) long
surveys: no?
If you were a.....
180) color:
blue
181) song:
"watermark" - the weakerthans. that song...
182) flower:
i don't know
183) feeling:
apathy
184) smell:
vanilla.
185) sound:
dylan
186) word:
"yo"
187) person:
travis?
188) dance:
the hokey pokey, babay.
189) shape:
a triangle
190) are you
glad this is done? i dont know...
i guess the answer the survey wanted to hear was "OMG YES I AM YOU WERE SOO TOTALLY LONG DOOD!!!"
i refuse to pander to that audience, though.
*pelvis thrust*
something with me and my pelvis tonight...