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Incredible Russell Stuff |
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Russell has made a 3 foot tall miniature trebuchet as a practice for the real thing. The real thing is in the construction process. When finished, it will be 6 feet tall, and we be capable of throwing a tennis ball 200 feet. |
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Russell's mission in life is to kill everybody named Earl. |
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Someday Russell will aquire a British car. He will then put a giant fake steering wheel on the left side, a tiny working steering wheel on the right side, and freak out everyone else on the road. |
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Russell will own a restaurant. He will have 3 salt shakers on every table. The shakers will contain salt, sugar, and white pepper. Which is which is anyboy's guess. |
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Russell will produce a movie in which the main character dies. Not like Romeo and Juliet, all dramatic and build-uppy...but like he's walking along and ULK! he's dead. |
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Russell will also direct a TV show. The actors will occasionally be replaced with new actors with no warning or explanation. |
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When his sister and cousins made their own spoof of Men In Black (Girls in Colors), Russell created a Girl's License so he could be an honorary girl. Check it out on the picture page! |
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At an ASB meeting, Russell once cracked his neck loudly, then collapsed and played dead. All parties preset were alarmed. |
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Russell's Theme song is "The No Pants Dance!" |
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