Shaggadelic
PG-13
Dedication: To Loz for issuing the challenge
Disclaimer: I don’t own them (I can’t be bothered to do a creative one…)
"Chakotay....." Kathryn slurred as she stumbled along the
corridor "Yes Kathryn?" he asked, concentrating on keeping her
upright. Who knew mixing synthol and leola root caused such dramatic side
effects? " You know what you are....*hic* .....your so sexy........no that’s
not the right word, twill come to me in a minute......" Ok he was going to
ignore that last comment for both their sakes. Just concentrate on getting her
safely into bed, no! into her quarters, into her quarters don't even think
about getting her into bed........"I got it!" she shouted suddenly
"Got what Kathryn." he muttered as she slumped against him "The
perfect word to describe you......." she murmured as she stumbled into a
bulk head "What's that then?" he asked, wondering in exasperation if
he was going to have to put her over his shoulder and carry her to her quarters,
and how the hell he was going to explain that to any crew members they met
"You are.........shaggadelic *hic*!" He stared at her "I'm
what?" She collapsed on the floor "Shagg*hic*delic.It.....means
totally, majorly sexy and I would really really really like to...............ugh."
She threw up down the bulkhead and Chakotay finally resorted to carrying her
"My Commander, what strong arms you have." She slurred running a
finger down one " And what a sexy tattoo you have commander, very
shaggadelic." she burst into fits of hysterical giggles and he carefully
guided her into her quarters before beating a hasty retreat "Oh are you
sure you won't come in Chakotay, I could make your evening very *hic*
interesting Mr. Shaggadelic." He practically fell over in his desperation
to get out of there. One more minute with a inhibtionless Kathryn and he
wouldn't be held responsible for his actions. Still as he walked away from her quarters
he decided he would remind her of the 'Mr Shaggadelic' bit in the morning, just
to see how red she went...
A Shaggadelic Sequel
PG-13
Dedication: to everyone in #jetcjr who found this funny at 4 am
Disclaimer: I don’t own them
The next morning on the bridge Kathryn looked terrible and felt worse.
She kept looking over at Chakotay apprehensively until finally she said
"Commander, my ready room now." He followed her in grinning "Ok
out with it Chakotay, what did I do, what did I say and who saw me??" He
simply grinned wider at her "You didn't do anything terrible and no one
but me and Tuvok saw you.." She looked suspicious "What did I say
then??" He grinned "Well I never knew you thought of me as 'Mr.
Shaggadelic'" She looked mortified "I said that?" He nodded
"And since I resisted your
predatory advances yesterday so well, despite the fact you yourself are
very..shaggadelic....." She just stared at him "I think you deserve
some payback for putting me through that..." She looked apprehensive
"What do you mean??" He moved closer to her and said "Well I'll
start off by telling you I find you incredibly attractive, like you did to me
last night. Then I'll pick out specific things I find...shaggadelic....about
you like your legs and your blue eyes..... Then I'm going to kiss you."
She started to protest but he cut her off with a kiss. "Commander Chakotay
and Captain Janeway to the bridge." Tuvok voice came over the comm system
and they broke apart staring into each others eyes for a few seconds before
striding on to the bridge "Report!" snapped the Captain "There's
an alien space craft trying to make contact Captain." She nodded and
turned to to Chakotay "Commander Shaggadelic, I need you to........."
she trailed off realising what she'd said. Everyone stared at her apart from
Chakotay who was chuckling "Get those system analysis.” she stuttered,
totally embarrassed "Yes Captain Shaggadelic." He replied with a
totally straight face.