~ * ~ 47 ways to tell you’re addicted to #JetCJr… ~ * ~
by Bec and Rel
1.
When you hear a dirty joke, your first thought is of
Becci.
2.
You find yourself checking action figures for underwear.
3.
Your sweet and innocent dolls are trying out positions.
4.
Your caffeine intake ranges from 6-10 cups per day.
5.
You see the episode “Q2” and your first thought is of Bec.
6.
You can’t hear the word “Chakotay” without silently adding
“’s arse.”
7.
You find yourself creating small voodoo dolls of Braga and
Michael Sullivan.
8.
You understand that TuNa is not just a fish…
9.
You automatically add smileys everywhere.
10.
Your log time in #JetCJr is over a week!
11.
You can’t see a ladle in cookery without immediately
thinking “Ally!”
12.
You have urges… strong urges… urges to steal that sugar.
It’s *not* illegal, damnit!
13.
Getting to the next RL meetup is currently your top
priority!
14.
You can’t hear the words “Warp core breech,” “Plasma
leak,” or “TACO!” without giggling.
15.
The most innocent things seem to be incredibly dirty.
16.
You understand who “Sister Rebecca: Patron Saint of
Bondage” is!
17.
You know the origin and meaning of each and every in-joke.
18.
You known the meaning of the phrase “The Tropical storms
have struck again.”
19.
You’re one of the members of the Spock’s ears cult!
20.
You belong to EARS (Equal Arse Rights Society!).
21.
You delight in making random Undernet users who /msg you
realise your complete insanity.
22.
Your alias file takes ten minutes to scroll to the bottom
of.
23.
The weird and wonderful topics rarely confuse you.
24.
You fully expect to see the day when Becci is arrested for
stalking Robert Beltran.
25.
Sleep is an unknown concept.
26.
Your cyber family is bigger than your *actual* family!
27.
Often, your sentences in Real Life begin with “In
#JetCJr…”
28.
Your sense of humour is becoming steadily more perverted.
29.
You will never be able to look at certain Voyager stars in
the same way again.
30.
You swear using words as “Frell,” “Zarfit,” and “You
Braga-created piece of Leola root!”
31.
You utter “Maha!” at various intervals.
32.
You either have seen the April video or desperately *want*
to see the April video!
33.
You know who “Truvok” is!
34.
Before whispering to someone in Real Life, your first
thought is “/onotice.”
35.
You can’t look at the ‘belt/sashes’ that Janeway and
Chakotay wear in Shattered without thinking of other things (Thank you very
much, Charon!)
36.
You know the April Quotes off by heart!
37.
You have an alias for every occasion.
38.
You can’t reach 47% in a download without informing the
entire chatroom.
39.
You’ve been talked into downloading all of Thinkey’s music
videos by various other Juniors.
40.
You’re not convinced the word “Junior” applies to most of
your friends.
41.
You feel you know the #JetCJr regulars better than most of
your RL friends!
42.
You dream in mIRC.
43.
You have nightmares in which netsplits play a huge part.
44.
You have written/appeared in fics about fellow Juniors.
45.
You shudder to think what life without mIRC and #JetCJr
would be like.
46.
You think in abbreviations, such as “BRB” and “LOL.”
47.
You spend your time making pointless 47 lists with other
Juniors. :)