I guess we were in our usual ‘we hate
guys and they are the source of all evil’ mood ;)
Boys are immature. (Lissa)
Star Trek doesn't get drunk and get off with your
mates. (Rel)
Boys ignore all the signs. (Lissa)
Boys have bad taste. (Lissa)
Star Trek offers you sexy men to drool over with no
fear that they will run off with someone else. (Rel)
Star Trek is actually entertaining. (Lissa)
Star Trek actually has intelligent dialogue. (Rel)
Star Trek doesn't ask your best mate out. (Loz)
Star Trek is Star Trek. 'Nuff said. (Loz)
Star Trek can't damage your self-confidence (except
for when Seven's wearing that stupid catsuit). (Rel)
Fanfic is probably better than guys could ever come
up with in real life. (Lissa)
You can have a lasting relationship with Star Trek.
(Rel)
Star Trek isn't only after one thing... it's boldly
going where no one has gone before. There's a difference! (Bec)
Star Trek doesn't care if you're fat and ugly. (Loz)
Guys have a hormones galore. (Lissa)
Star Trek guys know what to do with women! (Bec)
Star Trek doesn't make fun of you for watching Star
Trek. (Rel)
Star Trek can be romantic. (Lissa)
Star Trek provides you with hours of entertainment.
Guys can only provide about 20 minutes. (Lissa)
You can choose whether to read angst, romance or
comedy.
Star Trek helps you make real friends, guys run off
with your real friends. (Rel)
Star Trek can't make a mess then leave you to clean
up. (Lissa)
Star Trek can't cheat on you. (Lissa)
Star Trek doesn't pout at you for a long time.
(Lissa)
Star Trek doesn't get scared and run away whe you
behave 'normally'. (Rel)
Star Trek doesn't invite you and your best friend,
who happens to be his girlfirend, over to watch movies and make you feel so
goddamn lonely. (Loz)
Star Trek serves a definate purpose in your life,
other than to make you feel like shit. (Rel)
Guys act like weirdos without a reason. (Lissa)
Star Trek encourages you to exoress yourself
creatively (e.g through fanfic) Guys get annoyed if you express yourself at
all. (Rel)
Star Trek will always be there when you need it.
(Rel)
You can tape Star Trek and watch it later, and then
over and over again. (Loz)
Star Trek doesn't care if you're not perfect. (Rel)
Guys can be intentionally hurtfully, Star Trek never
is. (Lissa)
Star Trek doesn't make you distrust other TV shows!
However, it can create a loss of faith in your VCR... (Bec)
Star Trek doesn't ignore you all summer. (Lissa)
Star Trek is about space, Boys head are filled with
space. (Rel)
Star Trek won't desert you simply because there's
football on. (Rel)
Star Trek can't talk about being lonely then look
right through you. (Lissa)
Star Trek doesn't stare at your boobs! (Bec)
Star Trek has Chakotay's arse. (Lissa)
Star Trek doesn't stare straight over your head.
(Loz)
The sex is always better in fanfic than in real
life. ;) (Becci (my only contribution))
Star Trek can't laugh like a donkey. (Lissa)
If Star Trek gets annoying you can switch it off.
(Rel)
Star Trek guys don't fart. Ever. And even if they
did, they have top-notch environmental systems. ;) (Bec)
Star Trek won't try to toss things down your shirt.
(Lissa)
You can replay the good bits of Star Trek and fast
forward the sad parts. (Rel)