Caught

by Hannah Deene and Rel Prince

Disclaimer: They all belong to Paramount. We just borrowed them to have some fun with them. *evil grin*

Dedication: To Becci, because you have the filthiest mind I've ever know ( Hannah saw the video of April so she knows too!)

Notes: This is Hannah's first fic and my first relatively normal fic. So be nice people!!!

PG-13

"Tuvok, could you come to the Captains Ready Room?" Chakotays voice came over the com system "On my way Commander." Tuvok answered, leaving his post on the bridge and walking across to the Ready Room doors. The sight that greeted him would have caused anyone else to laugh out loud. Chakotay was sitting on the Captains chair, handcuffed wearing nothing but his boxer shorts. Tuvok simply raised an eyebrow and said in the calmest voice he could manage "And what can I do for you Commander?" Chakotay attempted to smile "Um....hi. As you see I'm in a bit of a.............. predicament. Is there anyway you could over-ride the Captains security lock on these handcuffs? You know, you being the chief of Security and all." Tuvok answered "Sorry Commander I cannot. I do not have a high enough access code. Only the Captain can unlock them. May I enquire how you ended up in the handcuffs in the first place?" Chakotay glared at him "How do you think Tuvok??" Tuvok simply raised an eyebrow in responce and turned to walk out "Wait! You can't leave me here like this!!" Tuvok didn't appear to hear him. After Tuvok had taken his station Tom Paris turned around "Hey what did Chakotay want?" Tuvok paused a second "He wants to know when the Captain was returning from her trip." Tom looked skeptical "Uh-huh. I have a report for her, I'm going to leave it on her desk. Is that ok?" Tuvoks Vulcan composure slipped for a split second "I don't see any reason why not." Paris nodded picking up his report and walking over to the ready room. Not being Vulcan, he burst out laughing at the site that greeted him "Its not funny Paris!" Chakotay growled. "Oh yes it is." Tom managed to gasp inbetween laughing fits. "I'll be right back." Tom said grinning evilly. He returned with a holo-imager "Oh no Paris you dare!!" Chakotay looked incrediably angry and aprehensive. Tom simply smiled and began to take pictures "Man are you going to have to pay me alot of replicator rations for these." Finally after taking about twenty pictures Tom stopped and sighed "I suppose I better help you out. Here...." He walked over and quickly typed in a series of numbers and the handcuffs came unlocked "How did you know that Paris??" Chakotay said in amazement. Tom went slightly red "Well lets just I've been in a similar situation but it involved B'Elanna and the messhall. I was NOT staying there till Neelix came to make breakfast" Chakotay grinned and began to looka round for his clothes "Well, well seem's you got loose." They both jumped and turned to see Captain Janeway standing in the doorway, arm's folded "Get back to your stations immeadiatly." Tom nodded and walked out the door with Chakotay, still getting dressed behind him. But the Captain moved to blocked his path "Not you Commander, I have plans for you........ Seems we'll have to find soemthing more sturdy than handcuffs to hold you."

Tom Paris couldn't sleep, so he'd decided to go to the messhall for a midnight snack. Imagine his suprise when he walked in upon a handcuffed Captain Janeway wearing nothing but black lacy underwear "Oh god don't you two ever stop!" was the first thing out of his mouth. The Captain deathglared him "Mr Paris, I assume since you got the Commander out of these before you can get me out of them?" He nodded "Yes ma'am." Quickly he bent down and typed in the access code. Nothing happened. "Uh....I think Chakotay may have anticipated this. He's changed the access code!" The Captain looked horrified "What?!?" Tom Paris began to slowly walk away "Exactly where do you think your going Mr Paris?" Tom aplogetic "I'm sorry captain but I do not want to have to explain to B'Elanna how I ended up with you in your underwear,  handcuffed in the messhall at one in the morning. So I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave to get out of this by yourself!" Ignoring her protests Tom walked away, thinking what are the odds that one person would walk in on both their commanding officer's handcuffed in their underwear. An hour passed and Captain Janeway was horribly aware of the nearness of breakfast. At about three o'clock Neelix walked in carrying a tray of leola root cream pies "Oh my god. Captain!!!" Nellix yelped throwing up his hands sending the pies flying, some of them falling on the captain, who didn't looked best please "Mr Neelix please could you unlock me??" Neelix hurried over to her, looking flustered and attempting not to stare at the Captains half-naked body "Um..Captain I don't think that I can undo this it requires a much higher access code than mine." The Captain looked horrifed "You mean I'm stuck here?????? Go get Commander Chakotay this instant!" Neelix nodded, practically tripping over the leola root cream pie in his haste to get out of the messhall. The Captains sighed and prayed no one else came in. Soon Neelix arrived back with a smug looking Chakotay "Well Captain seems like your at my mercy." Janeway just glared. Neelix suddenly became very uncomfortable and stuttered something about having to leave before fleeing the messhal at top speed. "Chakotay unlock me this instant!!" Chakotay grinned "What's in it for me?" Janeway suddenly smiled "I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement." Chakotay grinned and knelt down beside her. As he was about to type in the access code he noticed the cream on her "Hmmm..........." He leaned over and licked the cream off her neck "Oh my god!!!!!!!!" pierced the silence, quickly followed by a thud. They turned around to see the entire alpha shift standing in the messhall entrance. "Someone get the doctor, Harry's fainted"called out B'Elanna. Nobody moved, they were all in shock. Chakotay quickly uncuffed the captain "Um....we'll be leaving now. Enjoy your breakfast." And with that he picked up the captain and called for a site to site transport to his quaters, leaving a highly shocked crew behind.