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| TOP TEN THINGS SAMUEL L JACKSON SHOULD HAVE SAID IN STAR WARS |
| Everyone knows that Samuel Jackson is the baddest brother on the block here are the top ten things we wanted him to say in Star Wars. |
| Sam as Mace Windu |
| 10) You don't need to see my identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you are looking for. 9) Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. 8) This is your fathers lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room. Accept no substitutes! 7) If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we are going to do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine. 6) Feel the Force. Motherfucker! 5) 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'? 4) You sendin the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say 3) I wouldn't go so far as to say that the motherfucker's a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What's a brother gonna do? He's a wookie. 2) Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? 1) Hand me my lightsaber...It's the one that says, "Bad Motherfucker" on it. |
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