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| One of the great things about being a stormtrooper in the Imperal Army is the respect and FEAR that we generate among the rabble. Plus the kids absolutely love us. As you can see here this little one is all ready to join the Empire. Its never to early to try and recruit new operatives, especially when the rebels are bound to fill her young head with silly dreams of freedom, peace and love. |
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| One day on a routine patrol I picked up a strange transmission coming for a residential area. Once the scan team arrived my suspisions were confirmed. We busted in the front door to find evidence of rebel acitivity on which we would later obtain a search warrant from he provisional goverment. |
| The rebels within were surprised and taken off guard. They quickly realized that they were my prisoners and that there would be no escape. After securing a "voluntary" confession from the suspects I attempted to bring them to a Imperial re-education camp. |
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| In typical rebel fashion a jedi was lurking in the shadows waiting to lauch his cowardly attack and steal my prisoners. Forntunately my armor took the brunt of the attack. Another second and my arm would have been cleaved clean off. I know that Imperial doctors can work miracles these days but I can't imagine living life with a robotic arm. I don't know how Lord Vader manages it. **choke** No...off..en..se...**gasp** |
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| Once again proving that evil will always win and that good is stupid, the Jedi must have forgotten to charge the batteries in his lightsaber because all the sudden it shut off. I didn't waste a second it filling this Jedi's head with laser fire. His lightsaber will look really cool on my ultility belt. |
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| Using the battle as an opportunity to attempt an escape my prisoner ran for the hills. With that pesky Jedi out of the way I set my blaster to stun and collected my prisoners. I bet I can get at least 10,000 credits a piece for these slaves..um I mean prisoners. Another mission complete. |
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| DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON, OR ELSE!!! |
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