Here We go Here is the basic Bio thingy, plus Contact info... name: Christine email:[email protected] music: I'd Listen to anything that had real singing in at least half the song, no Rap or deathmetal unless it had some singing in it... Screaming isn't talent... or cussing and ryming.. sorry.. bands:Placebo, KoRn, Alice Cooper, Zeromancer, SugarCult, Blink 182, Rancid, Adema, AeroSmith, Good Charlotte, Jack Off Jill, Ect. TV:Invader Zim, Spongebob, CSI, Simpsons, Monster Garage, Nascar, and Jerry Springer; when I feel like watching stupid people... Hair Color: Black, fading to brown Eye color:Brown, glasses. Biggest problem Letting stupid people piss me off
Oddest thing to happen: The Jerry Springer show left a message on our anwsering machine, then called after we didn't return the call...(i'm white trash... yay
Well, that's all you all need to know for now. Qustions? E-mail me. I'm allways bored, give me somthing to do... lol Which Famous Homosexual Are You? Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
Take the quiz: "Do you need to go to college?" No way, you got it man! You are about business!You have natural skills and really don't need any long, drawn out schooling. You may find learning seemingly useless things like history, proper English usage, and bio boring. You may need to go to short courses or a 2-year program that specializes in your skills. You may like fixing or creating things. Your time is valuable so maybe a language course in Spanish at your local community college might be beneficial, but if you know it already, You got your shit together, and if you don't, you could.
Take the quiz: "What's your ideal occupation?" Writer, you express your feelings with words. Just like me, you feel you cannot put your emotions to any better use then on paper. You usually write down in a journal, poetry, or a story of some sort.
Take the quiz: "what kind of girlfriend are you? (girls only)" perfect you are absolutely perfect. your boyfriend means the world to you, and your determined to keep him forever. your doing a great job, keep it up :)
Take the quiz: "What type of attitude problem do you have? (pics)" Your Scary Your probably goth (good for you). But this also makes most of the things you say creepy to others. Your probably trying to be mean but your slighty twisted so you end up scaring people. But who cares they still go away which is what you wanted. Try creeping people out by saying....
The Cheshire Cat! You're a sly cat who grins on the outside, but schemes on the inside. Even your best friends don't realize that you may actually be their worst enemy!
Your Existing Situation
Needs, and insists on having, a close and understanding relationship, or at least some method of satisfying a compulsion to feel identified
Your Stress Sources
Has lost the resilience and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties. Feels overtaxed and getting nowhere, but continues to stand her ground and still pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity. This subjects her to intolerable pressure from which she wants to escape, but she cannot bring herself to make the necessary decision. As a result she remains firmly involved in the problem and can neither view it objectively nor get rid of it--he cannot leave it alone and feels she will only be at peace when she has reached her objective.
Your Restrained Characteristics
Feels cut off and unhappy because of the difficulty in achieving the essential degree of cooperation and harmony which she desires.
Wants to broaden her fields of activity and insists that her hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that she may be prevented from doing what she wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore her confidence.
Your Desired Objective
Seeks freedom from problems and a secure state of physical ease in which to relax and recover.
Your Actual Problem
The fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants increases her need for security and freedom from conflict. Is therefore seeking stability and an environment in which she can relax.
Your Actual Problem #2
The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond her capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. She attempts to escape from this into a stable and secure environment in which she can relax and recover, free from any further demands on him.
Take the quiz: "Which form of Satanism suits you?" Modern Satanism Anton LaVey is the High Priest of The Church Of Satan and publisher of the Satanic Bible. The reason many represent this religion proudly is because Modern (LaVey) Satanism is very free and boundless. There is no god to worship. There is no need to attend church. You are your own god. LaVey's Modern Satanism is based on self gratification, mostly. Or masturbation of the soul, as I once read. Also, constant self improvements that are brought about by a rational thought process. The Satanic Bible is a great read if you are interested.
Hitman Your ideal job is to be a contract killer. The most illegal of all careers, you'll need to be a strong willed person for this one. It'll get you rich, but you'll be constantly on the run.
Take the quiz: "Find your IQ (pictures)" Above Average IQ 111 to 124 Your IQ 111 to 124. This significantly higher than the US Average of 98. You have a tendency to either have very good grades or be a slacker due to a mental condition. Smart people usually have emotional problems. You also may be interested in art, anime, and anything dealing with creation. You may have ADHD if you do not do well in school. It's not your fault, you're in a good position and have more power over people than you think.
You are AVERAGE.
You'd ve had your share of kink, but you don't take it too far.
You're in a comfortable place.
Take the quiz: "What piercing should you get?" labret You like to be different, not like the so-called average person. You've had it tough and your're some what rebelious.
serious scarlet caution: contents r hot! deep red is the hue of a serious thing, which is what ur always looking for (even if u dont have a special guy at this very moment). wen u get involved, u open up ur heart and world for this person. thats an amazing quality, it leads to mature relationships. red looks great on u!
Yep. u r a bloodsucker (yeah, join the club) You are dark, broody, and completly disconnected from the outside world. You live in your own world with people like you.
Take the quiz: "Auto Identity" Adventure Machine You want to go outdoors, and live a little. You need a car that can trek the mountains, and survey the desert.
Hitman Your ideal job is to be a contract killer. The most illegal of all careers, you'll need to be a strong willed person for this one. It'll get you rich, but you'll be constantly on the run.
totally an outkast!!!!! u r an outkast...u have barley ne friends if not none!u could change if ur not happy with this image...just try to hangout with a better croud...u have a pretty boring personality and r very dry when it comes to being funny!
You may not be the life of the party, but people generally find you a fun-loving font of interesting stories, jokes, and wit. With just a little more work, you could easily become the most interesting person you know!
Serious. Quiet. Introspective. An observer. You are and Art Student. People like and admire you, but you don't need them. You stand outside of cliques. You are seen to be cloaked in mysteriousness. You probably do well in most of your classes and are liked by your teachers. But that doesn't really matter. Creativity matters. Art matters. Everyone who knows you assumes you will go far in life. In reality you will probably become a tellemarketer.
You're an old fashioned redneck. Also known as a hillbilly. Hey, stay away from her, that's your sister!!! Just kidding :o
You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty.
You are sensitive and caring, and you don't take insults well. You don't smile much, but when you do, you really mean it.
People like to be around you because you are a calming influence. You have an appreciation for all things beautiful, and you probably have some potted plants. You also most likely own a cat.
You like Sundays and hot tea. You will spend your entire life yearning for quiet beauty, which is a rarity in this world, so you read a lot.
You are a total dork. The pocket protecter and thick-lensed glasses give it away. Try watching some popular TV.. Get yourself some fashion sense already! On the plus side, no wait hang on, there is no plus side! Nerdsville, population YOU!
You are an evil girl. Or at least you seem that way. You like wearing dark clothes. Either you are literally evil (world domination!) or you just seem that way. Oh, and you seem eccentric too. (please rate)
-Hurt-
I hope you know this is my FAVORITE nine inch nails song. Many people have left your life.. and it seems that every time you are hurt even more. Sometimes you consider killing everyone that's ever hurt you, but deep down you know that you care too much to do that. You are always there waiting for them to come back into your life, and would give them everything you have if they did.. but you know you're just going to disappoint them.
Oh Woe is you! Your LJ is full of angsty poetry and every breath is PAINFUL for you. Remember, when you are playing with razor blades, it's down, not across! Make it count! (kidding!)
Take the quiz: "What kind of music do you really like? " Rob Zombie Rock on!!Rob Zombie kicked ass in the band White Zombie in the early 90's and still rules today!
Charlie McGhee-from Firestarter-You're a young girl that has pyrokinetic powers because of government experiments on your parents. People are always chasing you, and because you're different, they never really care who you are, only what you can do.
You are Popeye Lennon. You are incredibly confused about who you are, and you are desperately trying to become something. Don't worry, you'll figure it out someday.
Cutting. Your depression can be found lingering on the edge of a razor. An easilly hidden little habbit that's often used as a subsitution for crying. The blood is surprisingly hypnotic...
I’m the homeless moody bishie who shares an apartment with the jerk (who saved my life) above the drugstore where I work. When I’m not being groped by my boss’s boyfriend, I take on supernatural side jobs by aid of my acute psychometric abilities for extra cash.
You are a loner. You prefer to be alone, away from big crowds and away from the labeling scene. Quiet, peaceful havens are your favorite places to be. Reading, writing, and being at peace with yourself is what you enjoy most.
You aren't a rock!!
Good for you!! You are a NORMAL person! You understand what people are trying to tell you and are much less out of it all the time.
You, unfortunately, are the RECORDER. You are the long forgotten instrument of years past. But hey, life isn't all grey skies.. maybe you could just coat yourself in metallic paint and call yourself a flute! Join a classical group!
"Stupid Mother Fuc*er thought peace was a gang sign" You're crazy... in a totally awesome way. You don't care what others think about your idiosyncrasies. You say fu*k it. You are who you are.
Take the quiz: "which anime charecter are you. . ." InuYasha You are a fantacy lover, and you tend to be just a little on the vilent side. You want to go to another world and often find yourself day dreaming.
I taste of Death.
Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you. What Flavour Are You?
Angst, and bitter resentment drive me to create works that not a single idot will ever come close to grasping. Ah, the raw and unforgiving statements that bleed from my soul are so misunderstood.
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Shotgun
ah! you were a worthy opponent, but I had to kill you, and quick...
Spring break, brings back all those no-memories doesn't it?
*Disclaimer : All characters depicted here are fictionnal and any resemblance to a real life situation is the fruit of hasard.
Take the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?" Romantic Kiss Lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever.
whats your fetish
You prefer mostly males, but some females catch your interest. You tend to be submissive. This will impact the interpretation of your various sexual interests. You enjoy watching people, and learning about them -- sometimes just asking a lot of questions, other times you get a little more sneaky. You don't always want to spread around what you see ... you just like to see it. Clothing is an important part of your sexual fantasies. Materials like latex, vinyl, and leather probably excite you a great deal. Possibly left over from your childhood experiences is your interest in spanking. You enjoy the feeling of being slapped, and the burning feeling afterwards. Spanking is not child's play to you. It holds a deep place in your fantasies. You enjoy the feeling of being restrained during sex play ... being completely immobile and helpless is a turn on in a big way. You probably have quite a collection of bondage gear ready to use right now. You enjoy the sensations of various toys on your body. Your interest in sensations can be light or it can get bloody hard -- literally. But you enjoy it all the same. You become aroused when you reveal information about yourself, or perform a sex act in a public or semi-public setting. You enjoy the feeling of being drowsy, or pretending to be asleep. The idea of being hypnotized or drugged secretly appeals to you at some level. The concept of hypnosis or drugging is a turn-on you may be ashamed to admit. The fridge isn't safe when you're around. Fruits and veggies -- provided they are the proper shape and size -- are your tools of sexual fun. Big vats of liquidy food make you quite excited. Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation. Strangers fascinate and interest you, and many of your fantasies either involve strangers or are in their presence. You secretly have a desire to have a sexual encounter with someone you don't know, and with whom you don't consent to have sex. The concept of unwilling partners turns you on. You tend to enjoy sexual activities in groups, such as threesomes or orgies. You enjoy playing with gags. Specifically, being forced to wear one. You like sucking on fingers ... whether they are your own or those of your partner. What else can be said? You enjoy getting yourself off. Don't we all? You enjoy your sexual partner regulating your breathing. You are turned on when you can not control this most basic human function. http://www.monetsgarden.net/cgi-bin/fquiz/fquiz.pl
I AM 73% WHITE TRASH!
I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant.
You're a Velvety-Mopey-Goth! You're wardrobe isn't condusive to heat, water, or the natural range of human movement. People may think you're cheesy, but you know it's just because their infantile minds can't fully comprehend the insurmountable anguish of your existence.
You're like a total tomboy! LOL. Preppy speaking here. There are lots of types, the ones that like to get dirty & play guys, the ones that aren't girly, and the ones that all the girls are scared of. You've got to determine which one you are. You're probably a mix of all 3 but made up of certain ones. Take my quiz, it should be out in a couple days to find out which one.
You have 6 points for 20 Questions.You are for 70 % pure!
The average of surfers were 52 % pure.
I am...
Cotton-Eyed Joe
Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck �em.
hell yea i'd do you seven days a week in 6 different postions
Take the quiz: "Worlds fastest sex test" Black Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.
Take the quiz: "What Part of America should you be from?" Midwest Smooth and comfy is so you! You love family and values! The midwest is slow and settling yet bustling, this is great
Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis" Antisocial Personality Disorder Diagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead, Irritability and aggressiveness, Reckless, Consistent irresponsibility, Lack or remorse, Indifference.
I AM 68% GOTH!
Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps through my viens, but I can still laugh at myself.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?" Love You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!
Romeo & Juliet Your quiz results prove that you blow things waaaaaay out of proportion
Take the quiz: "Could you last in a scary movie??" Hell Yeah, You defeat all evil You are armed with enough knowledge to make it thru and live to tell the tale.
Take the quiz: "Whitch stephen king character are you?" danny from the shining you are scared of the things you dont understand, but when you have to, you can really show them all whos the boss! and yeah, your father is crazy...
Steven Roberts You are a funny guy who enjoys racing. You like to compete and make people compete against you. You have a hard time going places because you always wanna be the center of attention.
You have been involved in a shameful online RPG, and your soul will never be clean. You've soiled the memory of a dead author and neglected yourself and other human beings for months at a time; there is no way to make up for this. The Lord has turned His eyes from you forever!
Darkness You love darkness. You hate everything about everything. LUCKY YOU!
Take the quiz: "How do you fuck?" You kinky fucker you! Well... you sick fuck you... You got some kinky shit in your head. You are good at what you try to be good at... If you are into it and not too drunk the fucking will be great...
Take the quiz: "Method of Suicide" DeathWish You seek out danger and flirt with death. Your method of suicide is a Death Wish.
I HATE IT!! u hate school! u want to blow it up! ROCK ON, DUDE!
Take the quiz: "What is YOUR terror alert color?" Blue Wake up and smell the bomb smoke. Yeah, your color is blue. You just caught a whiff of the fact that this world isn't blue skies and party balloons. Your terror alert color is Blue(GUARDED).
goth ur lik me. a goth. u love to wear black and stand out of the crowd. people may call u evil but u dont hear them. u lik bands lik slipnot and marilyn manson. U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weed hey man your just like me....ya man we should party sometime
Take the quiz: "What NASCAR driver are YOU???" Dale Earnhardt Jr. You are pretty much the COOLEST person known to man, and you have great taste in just about everything. If you won this by accident, such as people named Bill, then you should leave this page right now because you dont deserve to even read this.
You can't wait till you die! Oh wow, your kinda like me! You can't wait until that wonderful day when you die! It will probably be very soon because your probably suicidal. Maybe you should get help.....
Take the quiz: "Do you need anger management?.." woohoo..you need anger management..i think.. hmm..you're just like me..get mad when people get in your way..think about killing people when they piss you off..like to beat the shit out of people..
Really Suicidal...I Feel Ur Pain! You really suicidal.. I know how you feel.... Maybe we should talk sometime!
Take the quiz: "are you depressed" dancing with dead you are slightly depressed and you may cut or burn to forget some one or something, and thats a shame because there are some people out there who realy love you
Insane cutter I cut all threw the day i use anything and i cut everywhere
Take the quiz: "Were you born to the right race???" Asian Sweet ur Asian. If ur white u need 3 go back to being u. If ur another race then cool 4 u. Now careful w/ da kung fu. Here's da definiton; using scandalous or sensational material, often greatly exaggerating or distorting the truth,
Take the quiz: "Are you an independent thinker?" A Free Thinking Rebel Congratulations. You are a free thinker and a rebel. You blaze the hardest trails. Not only do you dare to think your own thoughts in the face of pressure, but you will stand up for them and fight the crowd.
Bad Religion(pictured), Pennywise, Mike V and The Rats, etc:You're somewhat of a punker. You kind of have the opposite effect of a poser. You don't really tend to have the look of a punker, but you play the music. One of my favorite kinds of punk!
You are Cryptopsy! You're one of the most well rounded death metal bands around! You have everything anyone could want in a death metal band: speed, technicality, heaviness, and brutality. Lightning fast guitars, drums, and bass, amazing death metal growls are what you're known for!
No one IRL understands you. You and your nerdy friends talk about PC gaming and at work you write code. You may never get a date but the Unix network you have in your mom's basement is top of the line!!
Vampire Hunter D. You are somewhat pessimistic although you have your reasons. You carry the burdens of life on your shoulders. You are not allowed to love or you have given up on love.. Pain is your only companion so you have decided to try to make others happy and somehow find happiness in their joy.
Guess what you and your boy friend are mostly Kenshin and Miss Karu. You have lots of feelings for him. you hid your feeling when everybody knows you like him. He probly has no problem saying what he feels. Well at least you have a good man.(keep him)
You're Devi...very cool. You are probably the sanest insane person out there. You are doomed to never find another soul you can connect with. Luckily enough, the only thing you really care about is painting. If you don't paint...you go mad. GO YOU!
Famous quote "Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Assmeats! Do this be pickup or delivery?"
You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughtful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive.
You are a reliable and stable person. You don't give a crap about looks or being popular. You are there for people and almost as safe as a person as this Volvo 960. Good for you and for you being such a great person.
Ouch... well, it won't hurt for you. At least, not much.
You sort of zone out when you're on the receiving end of pain.
Make things fun, usually, but you have trouble setting your limits.
And if you aren't careful - your butt will be black, blue, and red!
Yup, you're super orgasmic, and you never have to fake it
But can you have over 134 orgasms in one hour?
If so, you'll be the most orgasmic woman of all time
Take the quiz: "Which deviant fetish should you indulge in? (sexy pictures)" Latex Fetish Smooth and rubbery! You should try some latex sheets or a nice rubber outfit. Tight-fitting and sexy - latex makes for great everyday clothes or for in the bedroom only.
Take the quiz: "What Is Your Kink?" Submission You live to serve! You're most excited when someone else takes the reins and controls the situation. You're happy to do whatever will make your partner happy, even if it isn't your favorite thing to do. In the bedroom, you aim to please. Your motto is, Yes Sir/Ma'am!
You're the Female Cenobite known
as Terri.You too like pinnhead came
to earth to bring down souls to torture,
and also like pinhead you're a pretty
rocking dresser! You also have a nasty
smoking habit!
What Horror Movie Villian am I?
You're a smooth and silky suave type! You exude class and you believe in tradition. A classical taste who doesn't like things to be too flashy or showy. Climb the Eiffel tower of taste with a spoonfull of you! Oui Oui!
Take the quiz: "What do your anime breasts look like, eh?" Nicely Medium You're nicely medium... You're not embarassingly small or painfully big. Don't change yourself, unless you're a masochist. Then it's okay, I guess.
Holy cow! You actually did an online quiz? Little did you realise that the information you gave us is being sent to an unknown government agency for evil use against you! Don't try to leave, we are already watching.
You like to do your own thing, don't care what people think, and don't mind if someone is different. You don't set trends, but you don't care. Lots of people label you as different, but really, you are just expressive and have your own style in everything you do. Rock on!