The Regal Social Club (beckons)

HU WE ARE

BOLO

PRINCE

BOWIE

SUPER CHILL

TOBACCO

BORED

Week of 01.14.06

Meeting Success Quotient:  I wasn't there, so it was probably pretty lame.

Movies Viewed:  None.

Announcements:

- Just read the minutes thread.

Password for 01.18.06:  "Happiness = an AK47, plenty of ammo, and a steady trigger finger."

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Weeks of the last month or so.

Meeting Success Quotients:  We haven't had any meetings.

Movies Viewed:  Umm...I think we watched Sin City...

Announcements:

- Gaming in the basement has been a monumental success.  Games played include: Resident Evil 4, Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow, Guitar Hero, Phantom Dust, Psychonauts, and bunch of others.
- I don't think anyone was prepared for the sweetness of the RSC radio show.  Much Bowie and Prince was played, Football Records was well represented, and Me and Rusty's Country Band had their radio debut.  Many thanks to Michelle's dad.  CDs are on their way.
- We never have meetings anymore.
- Biz is the newest roomate at the Castle of Friendship.
- Erik is the newest ex-roomate at the Castle of Friendship.
- The new Strokes album is pretty weak, but I like it anyway.
- Much time has been spent at "Hey, NHL, You Rock!" Night.  Winners of free wings include: Me and Derek.
- News 12 at 10 has been pretty solid lately.  Mike Mazzacco is anchoring tonight, so be sure to tune in.

Password for 01.11.06:  "Who cares?  No one's going to show up, anyway."

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Weeks of 11.12.05, 11.19.05, and 11.26.05.

Meeting Success Quotients:  Six, Four, and Nine, respectively.

Movies Viewed:  Have we watched any movies the last three weeks?  I can't remember.  When did we watch that skeleton movie?  That wasn't that long ago, was it?

Announcements:

- How are everyone's grades looking?  My grades are looking OK.  The only class I'm not sure about is Anthropology.  I got a B on the first test, but then I got a C on the second one.  I guess we'll have to see how I do on the final.  Aside from that class, I think I'll get all A's. 
- Michelle is an obnoxious drunk.
- Constant Party update: Mr. Bitches is nearly finished with Metroid Prime 2, I'm nearing the end of MGS:3.
- How was everyone's Thanksgiving?
- The KEYC Christmas party is fast approaching.  Have you found a date?
- Tonight at work, I ate so much Papa John's that I puked.
- Guitar Hero is amazing.  Even Michelle thinks so, and she's an obnoxious drunk.

Password for 11.30.05 - "Do you know how long it's been since I've washed these pants?  Two days."

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Week of 11.05.05

Meet Success Quotient: Zero. (I wasn't there)

Movies Viewed: I don't know.

Announcements:

-Whatever.

Password for 11.09.05 - "Why don't we all strap bombs to our chests and ride our bikes to the next G7 picnic?"

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Week of 10.29.05

Meeting Success Quotient:  Zero.  (I wasn't there so it must have been really lame.)

Movies Viewed:  Who Cares.

Announcements:

-Congratulations to Andy Lunquist, Member of the Week two weeks running!!!!11!!!!
- RSC Book Club begins "Labyrinths" by Jorge Luis Borges in, like, three days.

Password for 11.02.05: "Man, I hope Mark Neubert shows up this week.  Last week sucked."

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Week of 10.22.05

Meeting Success Quotient:  Drew Moorhouse.

Movies Viewed:  Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Possibilities for Next Week:

- "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Announcements...

- "I hate stores that don't have what I want." - Michelle
- All of you would do well to read "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey.
- We still have not set a date for Regal Spooky Club.  That sucks real bad.
- Rusty is the RSC Scientology Advisor.  He rode his bike all the way to the meeting.
- "How did she end up with that grunge monkey?" - Dan Dinsmore
- There is some controversy regarding Destiny's Child.
- Did you guys hear about that tanker?
- Advoid the Niod
- "I'm not into obese chicks." - Mark Neubert
- Michelle is definately going to buy a video camera the day after Thanksgiving, but she probably isn't.
- Dance Party.

Password for 10.26.05 - "Suck my lickshots."

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**Week of 10.15.5

Meeting Success Quotient - Fucking Awesome.

Movies Viewed - Eddie Izzard: Glorious, Brother For Sale

Possibilities for next week:

- "Bolo"
- "Bll & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
- "Milo & Otis"
- "Wicked" (starring Julia Stiles)
- "Bolo" (starring Bolo Yeung)
- "Schindler's List"
- "The Princess Diaries"
- This sweet-sounding movie with Ice T. that I can't remember the name of.
- "Bolo" (again)

Announcements:

-Mavcop will soon be the Mavcops.  
- The Robot Pirate Skeleton Dancing Singing Karoke Skeleton is here.  No one was ready.
- I missed the Alias feed again.
- If you were to count to 100, how many times would you encounter the number "7"?  20.
- Max1million can beat Super Mario World really fast.
- Regal Spooky Club is just around the corner. 
- Something's wrong with a breaker or something.  I don't really know.  I just know the fridge won't work.
- We need more TVs.

Password for 10.19 - "Hide the beer, the party monster's here."

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**Week of 10.01.05

Meeting Success Quotient - 11 Hunks of burning love.

Movies Viewed - The Garbage Pail Kids, Mavcop playing Mortal Kombat.

Possibilities for Next Week...

- Bolo

Announcements...

- Erik thinks RSC is boring.
- Mike LaMont agrees.
- They are both stupid.
- Regal Social Club Book Club has finished "A Good Man is Hard to Find" and will begin "Winesburg, Ohio" by Sherwood Anderson.
- The Dancing Pirate Robot Skeleton Singing Dancing Sketelon of Karoke is coming.  Will you be ready?
- Arcade Fire was pretty cool. 
- The jury is still out on Architecture in Helsinki (though they did play a Prince cover).
- Dr. Dog was unanimously sweet.
- Consider: New T-Shirts - "WHAT RATED IS THIS?"
- Number of pages Mark Neubert has to read for class on Monday: 283.
- Is our society's attitude about sex problematic because it's culturally contingent? Or is it simply problematic AND culturally contingent?  I subscribe to the latter.

Password for 10.05.05 - "Some girls don't like boys like Mavcop. Ahhh, but some girls do."

**Week of 9.24.05

Meeting Success Quotient - 800 Carl posts, maybe more.

Movies Viewed - Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Man Who Fell to Earth (starring the Holy Bowie).

Possibilities for Next Week...
- Bolo
- Mr. Deeds
- Crash
- Purple Rain
- Home Movies (I don't mean the cartoon - I mean actual home movies.  Bring some.)
- 8 Seconds

Announcements...
- Double Trouble.
- Is Mr. Paradise a pedophile or a savior?  The world may never know.
- Derek is out of 7-UP and he didn't even get ONE brandy-7.
- Mavcop, Mavcop, Mavcop.
- Average length of intercourse for a male chimpanzee: 8 Seconds.
- Updating the webpage is easy.  Mike is lazy.

Password for 9.28.05 - "Something must be done about Carl's posts."

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**Week of 8.27.05**

Meeting Success Quotient - 40

Movies Viewed - Project Kill

Possibilities for next week...
- Stuck on You
- Meet the Parents/Meet the Fockers
- Bolo (to start the school year off on the right foot)

Announcements...
- Remember to send in your pictures for Member of the Week competitions. (regalsocialclub@hotmail.com)
- No more Monday night meetings. 
- Regal Social Club Book Club officially starts September 1st.

Password for 8.31.05 - "That'll cat."

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**Week of 8.3.05**

Meeting Success Quotient - 600 Mavcops in matching buddy holly glasses.

Movies Viewed - Hard Boiled

Possibilities for next week...

- Double Feature Night - bring two movies if you have any ideas

Announcements...

El Presidente will be coming home to us on August 6th. Get ready for the best day of your life.

Password for 8.10.05 - "You should be Danson"

**Week of 7.27.05**

Meeting Success Quotient - Rusty Torbenson was there. What do you think?

Movies Viewed - The Pacifier

Possibilities for next week...

- Double Feature Night - bring two movies if you have any ideas

Announcements...

El Presidente will be coming home to us on August 6th. Get ready for the best day of your life.

Password for 8.3.05 - "I call somebody that's ice cream. I want to hold your rat."

**Week of 7.21.05**

Meeting Success Quotient - I don't know.

Movies viewed - Bloodsport and Bolo

Possibilities for next week...

- Under the Cherry Moon starring Prince
- Our first Double Feature night?

Announcements...

- Bolo's birthday was actually July 3rd, not the 13th. Sorry if anyone was misled. 
- Matt Lundquist's birthday is the 17th. 
- If you haven't been Member of the Week yet, send in a picture of yourself and if you don't suck, maybe you can be next. 
- Dan Leech, our Spiritual Advisor and Pez King, will be moving to Texas sometime pretty soon. Kiss him and give him sips of your pop if you see him.

Password for 7.21.5 - Peter North has huge loads. He does!

**Week of 6.29.5**

Meeting Success Quotient - One fake tornado

Movies viewed - The Pogues music videos

Possibilities for next week...

- I have "Graffiti Bridge" (the sequel to "Purple Rain") in my possession.  We will be watching that.

Announcements...

- Andy got married. No big deal. 
- It's Flag-Burning Night on Monday.  Bring American flags and fire.

Password for 7.6.5 - "Be a kid, and believe in yourself, that you can do it." -Ashton Kutcher

**Week of 6.15.5**

Meeting Success Quotient - "7 Flashbang Grenades at a dance party."

Movies Viewed - "We Ate Cake"  Literaly

Possibilities for Next Week...

- Erin Brockovich

- Sleepless in Seattle

- Bridget Jones' Diary

- Miss Congeniality

- 10 Things I Hate About You

- Ruang rak noi nid mahasan

- Purple Rain

- She's All That

- Sweet Home Alabama

- Titanic

Announcements...

The meeting on the 22nd is POG night, bring your POGs and compete for glory and the POGs of others.

**Week of 6.8.05**

Meeting Success Quotient - Five hundred sweet little daisy flowers!

Movies Viewed - "The Real Cancun"

Possibilities for Next Week...

- Erin Brockovich

- Sleepless in Seattle

- Bridget Jones' Diary

- Miss Congeniality

- 10 Things I Hate About You

- Legally Blonde

- Purple Rain

- She's All That

- Sweet Home Alabama

- Titanic

Announcements...

We need to spruce up the basement - it's kind of gross. Everyone please bring a
floral arrangement, some potpourri, some scented candles, etc. - be creative.
And I think we should try to make it a little more feng shui, in order to remove
blocked and stagnant chi in our lives and replace it with vibrant and fresh chi
to bring balance and harmony to our lives. You know what I mean?
Oh yeah and I'm gay.

**Week of 5.24.05***

Meeting Success Quotient - One Mullet and the heat from 12 thrusting crotches

Movies Viewed - "Conan with Matt"

Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Bolo"
- "Labyrinth"
- "Purple Rain"
- "Team America: World Police"
- "The Life Aquatic"

Announcements...
- BBQ Tomorrow at 6. Bring Meat!!!!!
- Make a card for Dave Cave

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Mike is gone and I'm too lazy to do anything right now.

** Week of 5.9.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - About 13 pelvis thrusts.

Movies Viewed - "Indio 2 - The Revolt"
 
Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Blade Trinity"
- "Raise Your Voice"
- "Spy Kids 1, 2, and 3D"
- "Cool as Ice"
- "Rookie of the Year"

Announcements...
- The Regal Cookout was pretty amazing if I do say so.
- Meetings will now take place on Monday and Wednesday.  BE THERE!!!!!!!!
- Video games are pretty good.
- National Pirate's Day (MaytyEigth [May 8th]) is coming up!!! Mark your calendars. It falls on Mother's day this year.
- Biz messed up the web page.
- Automotive technology can only advance so far until a need emerges for an entire switch of the basic foundation of the machinery itself is required. Has that moment arrived?

Password for 5.9.5 - Tell Gizmo you love him.
Password for 5.11.5 - Tell Jaba you love her.

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** Week of 5.4.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - 20 hairless dogs covered in Vaseline in a large bed huddling against your naked body shivering for warmth.

Movies Viewed - "Bolo"
 
Possibilities for Next Week...
- "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
- "Under the Cherry Moon"
- "Spy Kids 1, 2, and 3D"
- "Cool as Ice"
- "The Parents"

Announcements...
- Regal Dance Party!!! Huge success. Last week the Regal Danced through an entire mix CD in the basement, then burned another.
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is relatively amazing.
- National Pirate's Day (MaytyEigth [May 8th]) is coming up!!! Mark your calendars. It falls on Mother's day this year.
- Matt messed up the web page.
- Automotive technology can only advance so far until a need emerges for an entire switch of the basic foundation of the machinery itself is required. Has that moment arrived?

Password for 5.4.5 - Last names A - L Bring a Entree, M - Z bring a dessert.

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*** Week of 4.13.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - Absolute perfection (i.e., Bolo, Prince and Bowie swimming naked in a hot tub full of Dr. Chill)

Movies Viewed - "Bolo"
 
Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Italian Stallion"
- "Brown Eye Bandits"
- "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
- "Wayne's World"
- "Bushwhacked"
- "Blackenstein"

Announcements...
- The Regal Social Club One Year Anniversary Gala was THE greatest single event in U.S. history.
- The Original Bad Boys of Asian Cinema will be having yet another rock & roll music concert show this Saturday at the Holiday Inn in New Ulm.  I think we start at 10:00, and if it's anything like last Thursday's show, you won't want to miss it.
- 420!!
- Congratulations to RSC Director of Consumables Drew Moorhouse on being named the 2005 RSC Member of the Year.  Drew's duties from here on out will include riding on floats, kissing hands and shaking babies, killing the new pope, and figuring out a way to keep our nation's children regal.

Password for 4.20.5 - Smoke some drugs!  WOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*** Week of 4.6.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - Six unadorned caskets overflowing with pornography.

Movies Viewed - "Disco Godfather"
 
Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Bolo"
- "Purple Rain"
- "Labyrinth"
(possibly all three?)

Announcements...
- The Regal Social Club One Year Anniversary Gala will be held this Wednesday in the Happy Chef community room at 8:00pm.  Bring the kids.  Unfortunately smoking is not allowed, but I don't think they have a problem with people smuggling in Super Chill.  We will most likely head back to headquarters afterward for some movies, fellowship and hookah.
- The Regal Social Club has been in existence for a full year.
- I know some of you like waiting 'til the last minute when writing RSC Essay Contest submissions.  Well this is it.  This IS the last minute.
- The Original Bad Boys of Asian Cinema music concert last Thursday at the What's Up Lounge was a SMASHING success!  Big thanks to all who came out.
- Big Ghosts show this Friday.  Check the forum for more details.
- I'm listening to Tina Turner's "All the Best" hits collection right now.
- I'm in love with all of you.

Password for 4.13.5 - No password.  Just have fun, and be yourself.

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My World Wide Web blows...

Password for 4.6.5 - Say something that no one's ever said before about Soundgarden.

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*** Week of 3.16.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - 5 glowing yellow clover death orbs.

Movies Viewed - "Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood" and "Double Impact" (starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Jean Claude Van Damme).
 
Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Italian Stallion"
- "From Justin to Kelly"
- "I Heart Huckabees"
- "Finding Neverland"
- "Crossroads"
- "Bolo"

Announcements...
- The Crappy Chef Community Room has been booked for the evening of April 13th by The Regal Social Club (us).  Be there, huh, uh.
- Thanks to RSC Music Director, Matthew Johnston, our cup currently runneth over with Pineapple Super Chill.  Maybe think about sending him a nice card.
- President Skillings has returned from his week-long quest to Asia.  Was he savagely beaten by Bolo Yeung?  Find out Wednesday.
- How 'bout "Bolo Wouldn't Worry About It" bumper stickers?
- Keep working on your RSC essay contest submissions.  No plagiarizing Candi's poetry please (not that it wouldn't be obvious).
- The Original Bad Boys of Asian Cinema will be playing another show on April 7th at some lounge.  I forget.  Matt Johnston's band, Ghosts, will be playing in the cities somewhere on April 15th too.  Do it.
- Lil' Kim has been wrongfully convicted of perjury and is currently facing up to twenty years in prison.
- Oprah has apparently "KICKED STEDMAN OUT!"  In a related story, Bolo is reportedly contemplating moving in.
- Free Hat Night this week!

Password for 3.23.5 - Did you guys know that Nicholaus Cage wrote I'm in a rat in a cage?

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*** Week of 3.9.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - 10 kumi-tons and a pile of Hulk Hogan pecs.

Movies Viewed - "Cyborg" (starring Jean Claude Van Damme)

Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Italian Stallion"
- "Rhinestone"
- "Over the Top"
- "Oscar"
- "Tango and Cash"
- "Bolo"
- "Death Race 2000"

Announcements...
- There will be a "Bolo" screening tonight (Sunday).  Meet at Derek's around 11pm.  Rumor has it we will be enjoying four 3-liters of Pineapple Super Chill.  Ridiculous.
- That adorable RSC Women's Support Group Forum is still going strong.  ***clearing throat***
- President Skillings has embarked upon a week-long quest to Asia, where he will hopefully make contact with and be critically injured by Bolo Yeung.  Sing him a HU or two if you think of it.
- Feeling down?  In trouble?  Need a helping hand?  Bolo wouldn't worry about it.
- Keep working on your RSC essay contest submissions.  No plagiarizing Candi's poetry please (not that it wouldn't be obvious).
- The RSC One Year Anniversary Gala will most likely be held in Happy Chef's community room on April 13th.  Anyone got a problem with this?  Huh?!?
- E! True Hollywood Story: Full House will be airing tonight at 7:00pm.  If you're in church at that time, why not set your VCR to record it?

Password for 3.16.5 - This one's more of an assignment.  Sometime this week, find someone who doesn't listen to Prince, and beat them to death.

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*** Week of 3.2.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - 1 gigabusey

Movies Viewed - "DC Cab" (starring Mr. T. and Gary Busey) and "Surviving the Game" (starring Ice T. and Gary Busey)

Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Italian Stallion"
- "Taxi"
- "Bolo"
- "Spice World"
- "Catwoman"

Announcements...
- Our Super Chill supply has never been healthier thanks to RSC Director of Consumables, Drew Moorhouse, and RSC Girl, Michelle May.
- An RSC Women's Support Group Forum has been established.  Let's try to be respectful.
- "The Pacifier" (starring Vin Diesel) is currently the #1 movie in America.
- Many spots still remain open on the RSC Emergency Medical Response Team.  Just a reminder that no proper medical training is required, nor is having any real desire to be trained in medicine, period.  However, applicant facial hair is STRONGLY encouraged.
- Keep working on your RSC essay contest submissions.
- The Original Bad Boys of Asian Cinema played a pretty good show Friday night.  They're no The Internet however.
- Bolo, Prince and Bowie are a lot better than everything.
- The RSC One Year Anniversary Gala is right around the corner (4.13.5).  Start fasting now!

Password for 3.9.5 - Bring something cool.

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*** Week of 2.23.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - A solid five Super Chills.

Movies Viewed - "The Motorcycle Diaries" and "Milo & Otis"

Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
- "Wicked" (starring Julia Stiles)
- "Bolo"
- "Beloved"
- "Catwoman"
- This sweet-sounding movie with Ice T. that I still can't remember the name of.

Announcements...
- Prince took home three Academy Awards last night... Best Actor ("Purple Rain"), Best Song Ever Written ("Head"), and Best Adapted Screenplay ("Finding Neverland").
- More twelve packs of Dr. Chill, Lemon Lime, Root Marm and Cream Soda are still needed for the Super Chill wall.
- The Professor's rap battle field trip Friday night was a smashing success, even without the careful planning and administration of RSC Strategist, Sean Davis.
- Many spots still remain open on the RSC Emergency Medical Response Team.  Just a reminder that no proper medical training is required, nor is having any real desire to be trained in medicine, period.  However, applicant facial hair is STRONGLY encouraged.
- Keep working on your RSC essay contest submissions.
- The Original Bad Boys of Asian Cinema will be playing a show this Friday night at the Venus Lounge.  Be there or kill yourself.
- Keep thinking up film candidates for future "double feature" nights (examples... "28 Days" with "28 Days Later" or "White Chicks" with "The Passion of the Christ").
- A big big "happy birthday" to RSC Music Director, Matthew "Mark Luke and" Johnston, as well as our organization's sole black member, Anthony "Tone Loc" Adderley.  Keep up the good work, you two.
- My head hurts.  I'm going to bed.

Password for 3.2.5 - Invite some more black people.

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*** Week of 2.16.5 ***

Meeting Success Quotient - 9

Movies Viewed - "Labyrinth" (starring David Bowie)

Possibilities for Next Week...
- "Milo & Otis"
- "Wicked" (starring Julia Stiles)
- "Bolo" (starring Bolo Yeung)
- "Schindler's List"
- "The Princess Diaries"
- This sweet-sounding movie with Ice T. that I can't remember the name of.
- "Bolo" (again)

Announcements...
- The RSC webpage has been updated.
- Construction of a Super Chill wall/shrine is underway, thanks to our Artistic Director, Matthew Lundquist.  More twelve packs of Dr. Chill, Lemon Lime, Root Marm and Cream Soda are needed.
- From hence forth President Skillings may also be referred to as "The Sheriff Around These Parts."
- An official RSC greeting has been choreographed.  Ask a member for details.
- An RSC essay contest has been announced, just in time for our one year anniversary gala.  Submit poems, short stories (fiction or non-fiction), original music, performance pieces, etc., to be displayed at the event. 
- Prince plays it cool and makes it happen.
- Keep thinking up film candidates for future "double feature" nights (examples... "28 Days" with "28 Days Later" or "White Chicks" with "The Passion of the Christ").
- I love you.

Password for 2.23.5 - Grow a mustache.

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RSC MEMBER OF THE WEEK
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