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| "CAR THOUGHTS" |
| Some car thoughts (not to be confused with carharts) You drive too fast when your preschoolers in back start to go, "Wheeeeeeeee!" You drive too slow when bicycles pass you. Your vehicle uses too much gas when OPEC members buy you lunch. Your car uses too little gas when you throw your Tesoro stickers away. Your car is too dirty when kids put on gloves before writing wash me on the back . Your car is too clean when it attracts birds from neighboring towns. Your car is too small if the driver's side air bag works for everybody. Your car is too big if your legs cramp before you walk around to the passenger door. Your car is too dark if it causes accidents at night. Your car is too bright if it causes accidents during the day. Your car is too expensive if it makes lenders drool. Your car is too cheap if it makes salvage operators drool. Copyright 2001 David Loomis |
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