| Jeff McAlum |
| Name: #1 Big Daddy, (aka Jeff McAlum) D/O/B: 08/06/01 Grade: D if I'm lucky Reason you should become a member of Club Gorgeous: Because I'm your boy toy and I'm gorgeous and I'm the president's intern. sho' nuff Sports: Playin with my slinky and running away from bullies. Clubs: Band, United Pimp Daddies of America, and the Beatles fan club Hobbies: Putting up with your esp b.s.(jk honey) Why are you gorgeous: Because I am and I don't have a gay name like hmmm...one that pops in to my head is "Ashley Angel"! |
| CG does not want to know that you are the "#1 Big Daddy" and really doubts that you are! D/O/B stands for DATE OF BIRTH!!! Were you really born just this year? Grade means your grade level in school not your academic grades! You moron! Being MY "boy toy" does nto get you in CG...you are just very lucky! Running from bullies is pathetic...you need to get a stronf boyfriend to beat them up! Slinkys are old and out dateed! CG is in with the trends! My ESP is not b.s.! Do NOT even use the words "b.s." on your club gorgeous application! "Ashley Angel" is NOT a gay name!...ok it is...but hes hot so its ok! Plus what about the name "#1 Big Daddy" isn't gay??? |