The tale of the Kleenex
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BEFORE YOU READ THIS:
- I'd just like to say that certain events in the following tale didn't actually happen..janine's just not smart enough to realize when i'm joking :P
- Secondly, the "I" in this story is Jenn..it's told by her 'cause she tells it best (damn right!)
Okay, so I was at work one day and I was standing somewhat near the door to the lobby talking to Dustin about the usual nonsense..funny nonsense but still nonsense.
Anyways, so me and Dustin are talking on one side of the restaurant and Larry and Rich are talking on the other when all of a sudden I notice Rich pull out a kleenex, and i totally ignore what Dustin's saying to me and stare at Rich and his Kleenex.
Wouldn't you believe it HE BLEW HIS NOSE IN THE KLEENEX!!! so just before he threw it out I dashed across the restaurant, grabbed the kleenex and ran into the back.
I ran and I ran until I reached the back of the kitchen where I proceeded to sit in the corner rocking back and forth staring at my lastest prize.  
I gazed at the kleenex for a few minutes before i consumed it..and I'd just like to say that it tasted Damn good!!
              -THE END- 
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