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| The Ranger Theme Song |
| ~To the tune of stayin alive~ (Disco instrumental...naked Ranger on corpse retrieval strutting down the pier in Fironia Vie) |
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| Well, you can tell by the way my hitpoints go, I'm a Ranger man: AC's too low. Blade is sharp and shield is worn. I've been tankin' mobs since I was born. And now it's allright - it's okay. And I may snare and run away. You can try - to understand - why mobs only hit Ranger man. If you are in danger and if you're not a Ranger, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE...yeah! Well now, I get spanked or I get beat But if I don't get either it's really neat. Got low delay blades in each fist I'm a dual-wield man - and I get mobs pissed. You know it's allright, it's okay. I'll get my corpse another day. you can try - to understand - why you chain-heal Ranger man. If you are in danger and if you're not a Ranger, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE...yeah! Life goin' quickly. "Seranya" heal me. Seranya heal me, yeah. Life goin' quickly. Seranya heal me, yeah. Stayin' Alive---(to beginning and fade...Well, you can tell...) |
| (Someone else wrote this, but I ran across it...and added the "Seranya" touch.) |
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| Midi~ Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees |
| ~It's not easy being a GAR~ (Gay Ass Ranger) |
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