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All ye fair maidens be wary Pick-up lines I've heard in these here taverns... ~Your day just wouldn't be complete without a "knight". ~Yes, Milady, I am infact a Wizard! Shall I translocate your garb? ~You should be glad I'm not a Barbarian. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now. ~Are you a Cleric? I need someone to revive me broken heart, tonight in me bed. ~Yes, I am indeed a Magician! Wanna play with my pet? ........ (points to his groin) ~You must be a Druid. You've made me soo "Thorny"! ~Me be Warrior! *enough said* ~Another Honey Mead, barmaid! Well...well aren't ye a perty lass... LOADING,PLEASE WAIT... (BURP) ~Every bard needs groupies. I'll allow you to be the first! ~Why, yes I'm an Enchanter! Ah, so you want a breeze?...Well...then start blowing (points to his groin) ~Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in yer eyes. ~You must be a hell of a Rogue 'cause you stole my heart from way across the room. ~Is yer trade baking? Joo gotta nice set of buns. ~Might ye a Monk?...No?...'cause yer body is really kickin'! ~Me is smart Ogre. U+I=69 ~Hey, why ye sittin' in this bar when ye could be gittin' some EXPERIENCE with me? Let me DING ye and we'll reach a whole new LEVEL!!!! |
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