Reed's Armory -- A Malcolm Reed Fanfiction Archive .. |
Title: How Big?
Author: Zoe
Author's e-mail: [email protected]
Fandom: Enterprise
Pairing: Tucker/Reed
Rating: PG-13
Category: Slash
Summary: Drabble
Archived to Reed's Armory on 04/23/2004.
"Oh. no. no! You are not coming near me with that thing."
"Yes, I am!"
"Go away.it's huge!"
Smirks. "I know. Come here."
"But.I've never.you know," blushes, "had one like this before."
"I know, darlin'. It won't hurt you, I promise."
Suspicious gaze. "I'm not sure."
"Honestly, it won't hurt a bit. Well, it might at first, but it soon goes off. Go on, darlin', you know you need it. Pretty please, for me?"
"Thought you told me it wouldn't hurt?" Pout.
Groan. "Malcolm...just...just close yer damn eyes, drop yer pants, think of England, and let me give you the damn injection!"
~the end~