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Stop the Smap by Shingo  2003.10.29



�I have big busts, Shingo kun.  Will you call an E65?�

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E cup can�t be 65 yo
What�s E65?
Yesterday I called Moe chan but she couldn�t answer this too.
Today I can�t get the answer too��..
Well I shall call someone else..

M: moshimoshi

S: me me

M: hai

S: hai?

M: ey? Moshimoshi

S: moshimoshi

M: hai?

S: its me

M: me? Me? Me meaning who?

S: me me

M: me me

S: its been 2 years

M: 2 years�..ey? shingo!

S: today can you enter the bath for me?

M: hai? (laugh) bath? Why? You mean what happened 2 years ago?

S: yup

M: 2 years ago I came to Tokyo for a job interview..at that time I had a boyfriend who lived in Tokyo..so during that time I lived at his place

S: yup

M: after the interview I was very tired and went back to his place..I went into the bath

S: yup

M: the phone rang but I didn�t know who was that..

S: yup

M: after that I asked him and�

S: yup

M: he said katori shingo

S: yup

M: so I�ve waited for another 2 years and finally�

S: so please go into the bath for me now

M: why? You want me to talk in the bathtub? I have to take off my clothes?

S: I hope you can take off your clothes and shower normally (^^ you hentai sukebe @##$#%@#%!!)

M: ey? I�m really all naked now

S: you are naked now?

M: please wait a while

S: hahahhahaaaaaaaa

M: I�m naked

S: this is the first time in erotic talk history. You are naked now right?

M: naked yo

S: a bit cold now

M: yup

S: there�s sound of the tap

M: it�s the shower..can you hear it?

S: yup I can hear it

M: ar? Its stupid ne (laugh)

S: just like 2 years ago when smap�s katori shingo called

M: yup

S: you are naked, bathing and talking to katori shingo, and this will be broadcast to the whole of japan

M: (laugh) this is great ne

S: cold?

M: cold

S: what to you like about shingo kun?

M: you are interesting but�

S: (laugh)

M: I didn�t expect you will ask someone to go naked while talking on the phone (^^ hentai)

S: (laugh)

M: I�m a little shocked

S: oei oei�its cold now so don�t catch a cold yo! (laugh)

M: (laugh) this is a bit disgusting ne (^^ cho disgusting)

S: its not!

M: shingo went all naked before ne

S: you�ve said something good

M: (laugh)

S: arigatou ne arigatou mayu

M: ganbatte ne

S: haiyo..sorry ne..mata ne�.

M: thank you!

S: arigatou mata ne�

M: bye bye

S: bye bye
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