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SMAP POWER SPLASH 2003.07.06



I LOVE SUMMER, I HATE SUMMER

T: do you like summer?

S: Yup

T: I like it

S: I like it too

T: I like it

S: you look like you don�t really like summer

T: I know that. Ano~I prefer summer to autumn

S: why don�t you go sun tanning?

T: its painful

S: Where?

T: skin (laugh)

S: skin?

T: painful. It will turn red

S: red

T: yup. But there are others who don�t go sun tanning because of this reason too right?

S: I wanna go sun tanning


POSTCARD

~Summary~ Hates summer coz its hot and there are lots of mosquitos

T: I can understand this feeling. I hate mosquitos.

S: Hate?

T: I hate mosquitos!! They always bite my arms. You don�t get bitten right?

S: I do yo! On my arms.

T: Isn�t it saiaku to be bitten on the arms?

S: Yup saiaku.

T: I hate it ne�.Saiaku ne�.

S: What about the heat?

T: I like it...it�s good for blood circulation

S: Do you use the air conditioner?

T: Nope. Shingo?

S: At home?

T: I don�t use it. Shingo?

S: Lately ne, because of Smaste I did some study on the earth ne.

T: pollution?

S: Global warming yo. If I don�t on the cooler I will get used to it ne.

T: Coz your fats have decreased right?

S: Coz I have less fats?

T: Yup

S: Won�t I feel cold then?

T: that�s why you don�t need air conditioning

S: Now its 18 degrees ne. Lately 18 is too strong, 25 is weak

T: isn�t it good?

S: in my car its 29. As expected, it�s a bit hot. I like to wash my clothes.

T: Beer too?

S: ne. beer

T: Tastes great ne

S: Beer tastes great ne~~~Tsuyopon doesn�t go Hawaii ne.

T: Yup.  The beer your drank at Hawaii tasted great?

S: Drinking at the Hawaii beach in the afternoon

T: Oishii�..

S: Saikou ne!

T: You will think its oishii??

S: Yup. Once I reached the hotel in the afternoon, I entered the room and from the window I could see the beach.  I immediately opened a can or beer.  Cho oishii. And also the champagne on the plane.

T: As long as its alcohol its oishii right? (laugh)

S: nono�.it depends on the situation

T: situation is important ne.

S: Do you like bikini or one piece?

T: bikini. Shingo?

S: bikini ne~

T: Its ok to wear one piece too but I think bikini is better

S: its difficult to wear bikini ne�definitely�

T: yah�

S: figure�.have to negotiate with your tummy ne�for sure ( staff laugh)

T: yup

S:  Summer is great ne�.summer

T: Beer after the concert is great too ne�


MANLY, WOMANLY

S: Do you think girls who use hankies are ladylike?

T: Ladylike

S: Do you use hankies?

T: Yup.

S: Uso~~~

T: I have them

S: Bandana right???

T: Arrr�bandana�.

S: I use lots of tissues.  When I eat�to wipe my mouth..fingers�hands�so I�m thinking whether to use a handkerchief instead

T: its better to bring one yo

S: Won�t I look like a girl then?  Its not a manly thing to do right?

T: (laugh) you may look manly, just like a gentleman

S: gentleman? Looks like a gentleman ne

T: yup, gentleman

S: Last time when we went NY�.the hotel�inside the hotel room�there�s an elevator

T: yup

S: those foreigners who took the elevator with us, let the female staff get off first� uwahhhh kakkoii!! So all these years I�ve been doing the same thing too�.

T: Ladies first

S: ladies first ne�just like a gentleman�.


SHINGO ZEMI

S: Standup!!! Summer is coming, this is special class. The name of this class is Shin Shingo Zemi.  Please ask me anything

T: When I go to a beach and see a nice girl�how do I pick up the girl

S: This is easy yo

T: How?

S: ichigo (strawberry)

T: strawberry? What�s this??

S: Its ne, explained in the book I published sometime ago�Shingo�s Love Textbook (^^ puuuuuuuuu)

T: Arr�you�ve released a book?

S: yup it�s in there

T: ey�..which page????

S: Its in part 1 ne�.I�ve released from part 1 to part 3�

T: you�ve released 3 books????

S: yup yup yup

T: so what�s strawberry? Bring strawberries to the beach?

S: Wrong wrong wrong.
    �i� iikara 
    �chi� chikara tsuyoku
    �go� go taimen

Its ok so use a powerful approach

T: (laugh) arrrr�.

S: there�s another version for autumn�but for summer its ichigo�.

T: indeed�I will try it out�..
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