A. Norman Naudain.
Q. Age?
A. 30.
Q. Occupation?
A. Actor.
Q. Describe your personality in 5 words.
A. - Still waters run deep.
Q. What is your favourite role to play in the shows you have done so far?
A. God. He has a big voice and he's not afraid to use it.
Q. Out of the four shows which is your favourite and why?
A. The Bible. The Complete Word of God (Abridged) The level of performance is awe inspiring.
Q. What is such a nice guy like yourself doing in with a crowd such as the RSC?
A. My work visa was running out, and this was a job that only desperate Americans will take.
Q. Have you always wanted to be an actor or did you want to be a firemand at age 4?
A. Neither, I went to college to be a geologist, but still often wish I was four again.
Q. What do you do before a show?
A. Have a cup of tea.
Q. Do you get lots of fanmail? Anything interesting?
A. Yes, but then, so does Jeremy Beadle.
Q. What are the differences between the UK and US audiences?
A. The British are willing to pay to see Americans behaving in a rediculous and irrational way, while in the USA they pay to be as far
away as possible from the unstable members of the community.
Q. Do you have any strange or funny talents?
A. No talent whatsoever.
Q. Have you ever been unable to stop laughing while performing? What did you do?
A. Thought about Margeret Thatcher.
Q. If you could be a vegatable what would you be?
A. A brussel sprout. (I'm not good with kids)
Q. In your opinion what way should toilet roll be fed?
A. As long as it is waxy I don't mind.
Q. If you discovered a planet what would you name it and why?
A. Dorothy Lovely, cause my grandmother is out of this world!
Q. Do you have any bad habits? And do any of the other RSC folk have any you hate?
A. Come on!
Q. Have you anything to say to your fans?
A. Hi Mom.
Q. How much do you actually know about Shakespeare?
A. The show speaks volumes about our knowledge.
Q. Would you be willing to take a test to see?
A. Come see the show, you will realise the futility of the test.
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