A. Kyle Dadd or The Artist Formally Known as Chad Dadd.
Q. Age?
A. The square root of 656,100,000,000.
Q. Occupation?
A. Professional Philanthropist by means of cross-dressing.
Q. Describe your personality in 5 words.
A. Please turn down the volume.
Q. What is your favourite role to play in the shows you have done so far?
A. Audience member. Sometimes they are pretty girls who sit beside me. Sometimes their husbands come to kick my ass.
Q. Out of the four shows which is your favourite and why?
A. The Bible. I love it when the angel of the Lord comes upon Mary.
Q. What is such a nice guy like yourself doing in with a crowd such as the RSC?
A. I was the only one who auditioned and I had no choice when they offered me the job, otherwise they would kill me.
Q. Have you always wanted to be an actor or did you want to be a firemand at age 4?
A. Actually I wanted to go into politics, but showbiz is close enough.
Q. What do you do before a show?
A. The Can-Can if I'm Juliet. Shrink my tights when I'm Romeo and before Hamlet, I like to watch the Teletubbies.
Q. Do you get lots of fanmail? Anything interesting?
A. I only get stalk-mail. All real fan letters go directly to the trash. You never know what kind of people actually like what you
do. They could be weird or something. :)
Q. What are the differences between the UK and US audiences?
A. Empathy and Apathy.
Q. Do you have any strange or funny talents?
A. I can pick my nose in three different languages.
Q. Have you ever been unable to stop laughing while performing? What did you do?
A. Rick Bland's Polonius is some of the finest comedy I know. When I can't stop laughing at him, I just hit him, and then
get on with the show.
Q. If you could be a vegatable what would you be?
A. Brassica napus napobrassica. (You can look it up)
Q. In your opinion what way should toilet roll be fed?
A. A toilet roll doesn't need to eat. If you must feed a toilet roll, try soup and crackers, then move onto steak and cherry pie!
Q. If you discovered a planet what would you name it and why?
A. Rutherfordium. (You can look that one up too!!!)
Q. Do you have any bad habits? And do any of the other RSC folk have any you hate?
A. I pick my nose in three different languages.
Q. Have you anything to say to your fans?
A. Get a life.
Q. How much do you actually know about Shakespeare? Would you be willing to take a test to see?
A. He's dead, that's all I know. Please don't test me.
Copyright 2002