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REDRED DWARF
On mining ship RED DWARF Lister thought it would be his free ticket back to Earth, after a drunken monopoly pub crawl! But alas meeting Rimmer, his clever scheme to slack off work and smuggling a cat aboard caused a comedy or errors killing everyone.  Millions of years later he is released from stasis by Holly the ships 'super' computer - who is a few meg short of a ram now hes been alone for such a long time trying to navigate faster than the speed of light!  Thinking he was doing Lister a favour Holly hologramed Rimmer (the biggest smeg head ever) to keep Listy company! LOL  The cat has mutated and evolved into "The Cat" a very smooth, very vain and pretty stupid member of the team.  Along the way they pick up Kryten (hehehe) who killed his last crew by being anal retentive and cleaning them to their death!!  But Lister sure need his socks and undies washed, so Kryters saves the day many a time while having his files corrupted by Dave.  Kochanzski is Listers love of a lifetime and she somehow gets to join this renegade bunch of smegheads through an alternate demention or stasis leak or something!!? Infinity welcomes careful drivers - NOT! All the eight series are in my VHS collection - I love it!
DOUGNAYLOR are a really clever couple of guys, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for writing and producing this excellent, funny, clever, entertaining, sci-fi series - PLEASE KEEP GOING!!!
HERE IS THE CRAZY CREW OF RED DWARF:
KRISTINE, KRYTEN, CAT, RIMMER & LISTER
Rimmers alter ego < ACE who me meets through an alternate dimension
Lister drives Rimmer so crazy they a good for each other! >
Here is a couple of my favourite RD web sites:

RD Sound Archive : http://members.aol.com/CyberBob79/reddwarf/index.htm
Red Dwarf Link page "Pile O'Smeg"  : 
www.pileosmeg.com
Krytens "Robert Llewellyn"  : 
www.llew.co.uk/home/
Listers "Craig Charles"  : 
www.craigcharles.co.uk/intro.htm
Listen smeg head there is a clip playing! LOL
None of these sound or graphics belong to me, if you want them deleted e-mail me. The sounds come from the RD archive above ^ smeggingtastic
KRYTERS WILL TAKE YOU HOME >>>>>>>>
What a lot of smeg heads!!
God their funny!
LMAO
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