*The scene opens up on a cold morning. The camera shoots out a window showing the early morning frost on the grass. The camera pans around to show Sharper exiting his bathroom after his morning shower. His hair is wet and hes wearing nothing, but a towel around his waist. He looks at the camera and stops.*

Sharper: Can a brotha get some privacy?

*The camera man says nothing and continues to stand there.*

Sharper: Okay then...queer.

*Sharper walks into his bed room and closes the door behind him. In order to ensure his privacy he even locks it.*

(Talking to self) Sharper: What the hell is with the XWF staff these days? If they could they would watch you take a shit and air it, wouldnt they?

(From outside the door) Camera man: No sir, were just doing our job.

*Sharper puts on a pair of shorts and opens the door.*

Sharper: Did I fucking ask you? No I didn't. So go fix your glasses, undo your wedgie, and grow a sack. Now fuck off and let me dress. I have a five o'clock appointment at the mall today and if I'm late, someone is getting there ass kicked. No, not Downfall, YOU, you fuckin' nerd.

*Sharper walks back into his room and closes the door. He takes off his shorts and puts on some jeans, a white long sleeve shirt, and tops it off with a shirt that has the XWF logo on the front of it over the long sleeve shirt. He walks to his dresser and opens it, pulling out a pair of socks. He puts those on and picks up his cell. He calls someone and begins to speak.*

Sharper: Yo, what's up Danny?

Danny: Nothin' much man. Just took off.

Sharper: So you'll be here shortly?

Danny: Yeah man, dont worry.

Sharper: Alright, peace bro.

Danny: Peace.

*Sharper hangs up and puts his cell phone into his pocket. He walks over to his desk and picks up a cigarello that lay there and then picks up the lighter next to it. He opens it and lights it, taking a long drag. Sharper then picks up a bottle of cologne and sprays some on as a loud honk is heard.*

Sharper: Alright, alright you impatient asshole.

*Sharper walks to his back door, where his shoes are sitting, shined and ready to go. He puts them on and walks out the door.*

Sharper: Good god, its fuckin' cold.

*Matt walks to Danny's car and opens the door.*

Danny: Hey put that shit out man. You know I dont like the cheap smell of that peach shit.

Sharper: Its strawberry dumbass.

Danny: Same shit, just put it out and smoke it later.

*Sharper instead just flicks it to the ground and gets into the car. He closes the door as Danny stares at Matt.*

Sharper: What the fuck you looking at?

Danny: Nothing, but if Carlos was here, he'd probably kick your ass for that one.

Sharper: Whatever, just drive.

*Danny puts it into gear as they take off.*

Danny: So, what do you think of your opponent this week?

Sharper: Its kinda hard to think anything of a guy you dont know. Who cares what I think? Hes just a guy set up for an ass kicking, okay?

Danny: Alright dude, dont get your panties in a bundle. What did you think last week?

Sharper: Cheap really. I beat the dude fair and square and dominated the whole time practically, but to no avail as that ass clown referee showed up and reversed the decision.

Danny: True, true. What about that Downfall character?

Sharper: What about him? He calls me gay, yet he resembles a fag who has a tattoo of a Pepsi logo on his right shoulder and has more piercings than a female. Then he says I like hitting guys from the back, yet he sneak attacks me behind my back and hits the Twister on me. And now all of a sudden he kicked MY ass? Nah, let the man talk, whatever floats his boat. This week went from bad to worse though, man. First Downfall now Saturine? What the hell is this?

Danny: I dont know.

Sharper: Are they honestly like looking at the XWF "special" people roster when they find my opponents or what? No not that good special, the bad retarded special folks.

*They both laugh as they finally pull up to the mall.*

Sharper: Hows my hair?

Danny: Good..I guess.

Sharper: Why did I even ask you? Shut the hell up and just stay here until I'm done. Okay?

Danny: Yeah..sure. Bossy ass bitch.

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*The scene re-opens in the mall to crazy shouts, and yells. The typical fan behavior. Behind a desk sits Sharper, with a cocky, "Im the shit" smile. He has a Sharpie in his hand and waits for the next fan to come up for their autograph.*

Sharper: Let's go....next person.

*Sharper looks up to see a guy wearing all black standing about five feet away.*

Unknown man: You fuckin' suck! Downfall kicked your ass last week and your gonna get it kicked again this week!

*And he runs off.*

*Sharper whispers to himself, "fuckin' freak."

Sharper: Next!

*A young teen girl runs up with a picture of Matt and her. She starts flipping out, crying from joy.*

Sharper: Well atleast one fan actually came to see me. Whats your name sweety?

Jessica: My names Jessica! Oh I just love how your aggressive in the ring just like my favorite wrestler Batista!

~~~Thinking to himself~~~~~~

Just what I fucking need. Another fan comparing me to that over dosed freak. Lady get the fuck out of here and go to hell.

*Sharper puts on a fake smile*

Sharper: Oh do I?

Jessica: Yes!

Sharper: Well that's just great...

Jessica: Yes it i-

Sharper: Neeeexxt!

*A very pretty woman about 21 years old walks up. Sharper is a taken back from her beauty. She doesnt seem like the typical fan freak, but who can be sure these days?*

Sharper: Hey cutie, whats your name?

Kina: Kina.

Sharper: Alright, just about done. Where you from?

Kina: I'm from Florida. I flew in just to see you...heh.

Sharper: Oh really?

Kina: Really.

Sharper: Mind if I get your number so we can hang out sometime?

Kina: I suppose.

*She pulls out a pen and some paper. She writes her number and her name on top of the sheet. She slips it to Sharper and gives him a sexy little grin.*

Sharper: Alright, thanks. I'll call you as soon as I can.

Kina: Okay, bye..

Sharper: Bye.

*And she leaves. A few idiots and autographs later the line comes to an end. Sharper rises from his seat and talks to a couple of fans that stayed a little late. He finishes talking to them and leaves the mall and heads back to Danny's car, who fell asleep. Sharper knocks on his window, waking Danny up. *

Sharper: Open the fucking door bitch.

Danny: Dude, fuck off.

*He unlocks it and Sharper gets in. He pulls out the piece of paper that Kina gave him. He stares at it for a long time before speaking.*

Sharper: Dude, you'll never guess what.

Danny: What?

Sharper: This one really hot girl was in the line for autographs, man.

Danny: So?

Sharper: Wadya mean so? You fuckin fag. She was really...really hot.

Danny: Well call her up!

Sharper: Well you see.....um...well for the first time...Im kinda nervous....

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