*The scene opens up, strangely, in a court room. On the Plaintiff side stands Matt Sharper, in his navy blue suit. On the Defendent side stands a man with long hair, very ugly, and wearing a suit thats too small...he will be our "Downfall."*

*The judge walks into the room as the room quiets. The judge sits down in his chair and looks through a folder as Sharper and "Downfall" wait. The judge sets the folder down finally after what seems to be a decade.*

Judge Kline: Apparently, from what I just read, you, Matt Sharper, accuse the Defendent, "Downfall", of being jealous and a sore loser?

Sharper: That would be correct, your honor.

Judge Kline: Explain.

*Sharper picks up a tape from his podium. He raises it.*

Sharper: May I?

*The policeman next to the Judge walks over and takes the tape. He walks back to the tv and places the tape into the VCR.*

*The screen flickers as last weeks Showdown is played. The tape isn't just set on any match, but Sharper and Downfall's.*

*Sharper is shown giving Downfall the Daily Dose A.K.A. sitdown powerbomb. The ref slides in and counts to three and the bell rings. Sharper gets up and is about to start celebrating, but no the ref from Sharper's first match since the season started runs out like a queer and slides into the ring. He begins to argue with the other ref as Matt raises his hand.*

Judge Kline: Yes, Matt?

Sharper: May you please pause it right there, your honor?

*The Judge presses a button on the remote in his hand and the tape is paused. The ref that just ran out stands on the right and the other on the left. The ref on the right seems kinda awkward and his zipper is wide open.*

Sharper: Look at that! Right there, your honor. The official that just ran out..look at his zipper. Wide open.

Judge Kline: Yeah, and?

Sharper: Well you see, before my match with Downfall, his lips where wet and he was licking them constantly..you put it togetherer. Open zipper, wet lips.

Judge Kline: Okay Sharper, whats your point?

Sharper: Well, your honor, Downfall had a backup plan for if he lost. Now if you were as confident as he seemed in his promos that week why would you need a backup plan? He obviously had some feeling he was gonna get beat that week and I honestly dont blame him. Not only did he have a backup plan he also must have had date for the night.

"Downfall": I object your hono-

Judge Kline: Over ruled!

Sharper: Im gonna stop there before this man on my left reviews the tape of this and finds every little thing to cry and moan about like usual.

Judge Kline: Okay, Matt, I still dont see why you think the Defendent, "Downfall", is a sore loser and jealous of you.

Sharper: Well your honor, the day after our match he cut yet another promo. Or should I say, play? I was played by a midget and as was Falkenyork. If Im so ugly, unoriginal, and everything else "Downfall" calls me why would he keep talking about it your honor? Why wouldn't he just say it once and leave it alone, but nope, not Downfall he has to repeat everything atleast ten times. You see, I won that night and everyone knows it.

Judge Kline: Okay then. "Downfall", your time is now. This is your chance to argue anything Matt said.

"Downfall": You never beat me! YOU LIAR!

"Downfall": I WON! YOU WERE DISQUALIFIED!! I WON DAMNIT!

*"Downfall" falls to his knees and throws a bitch fit. He rolls around and screams and kicks. He finally gets up and kicks his podium.*

"Downfall": Matt, you never won damn it! I WON!! YOU HEAR?!!? UGH!!!!

*"Downfall" falls to his knees again and throws a bitch fit. Everyone stares on and watches.*

Sharper: Your honor, I object to this madness!

Judge Kline: "Downfall" please get up and talk like a normal person.

"Downfall": BUT I WON!!!!!!

Judge Kline: NOBODY SAID YOU LOST! GET UP OR YOUR OUTTA HERE!

*"Downfall" stops and gets up.*

"Downfall": UGH! FINE! Your honor, this man next to me did not win last week on Showdown! TELL HIM TO STOP SAYING HE DID!!!

Sharper: I got the one, two, three didnt I?

Judge Kline: Hush. Its not your turn to talk, you already had yours.

Judge Kline: Now "Downfall" do you have anymore to say?

"Downfall": NO HE DIDNT!! NO!!! HE LOST TO ME, DIDNT YOU SEE MY PLAY?! HE LOST TO ME!! ME!!!!

Judge Kline: THATS IT!

*The judge looks over at the policeman from earlier and signals him to escort "Downfall", who is once again rolling around on the court room floor, out of the court house. The policeman walks over and picks "Downfall" up and starts carrying him out.*

*The judge rises and begins to talk.*

Judge Kline: I find the Defendent guilty of being jealous, a sore loser, and all that good stuff, but not only that in my opinion, I think you need to go to a asylum!

*He slams the gavel and walks out of the room as a final shout from "Downfall" is heard.*

"Downfall": YOU CANT DO THAT! I WON!!!! IM MAKING A MOVIE OUT OF THIS!!!

*Sharper straightens his suit and looks at the camera with a grin.*

*The judge walks back in the court room and says one last thing.*

Judge Kline: On a serious note, you, Downfall, are sentanced to a serious ass kicking next time you go one on one with Matt Sharper.

*And he leaves again.*

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