*Scene opens up in a classroom. Chalk is heard as it scratches off the board. The camera pans around to see Matt Sharper wearing a tight little sweater and vest over it. His pants hang above his ankles and he is wearing long socks. The camera gets closer to see Sharper writing with marker on a sticker. He finishes writing and slaps the sticker onto his shirt. It reads "Downfall." Sharper points to it and begins to talk.*

Sharper: Hi, Im "Downfall."

*Sharper straightens his tie and sits up a bit.*

"Downfall": As you have seen in my last promos, I have no life. I spend half my time at the library researching things and summarizing them. In middle school I never missed ONE assignment! Really, really!

*The teachers turns around and looks at "Downfall."

Teacher: "Downfall!" Did I give you permission to talk!?!?

"Downfall": Oh gee, I really am sorry. Please dont call my mom! Please! Please! Pleeeeeease!!

Teacher: Okay, but that is your only warning "Downfall."

"Downfall": Okay M'am, thanks! I really don't wanna be grounded from the computer, I have research to do!

Teacher: Yeah, yeah. Shut up.

*"Downfall" covers his mouth.*

Teacher: Good boy. Anyway, where was I?

*"Downfall" looks on like a dumbass and doesn't say anything.*

Teacher: Well are you just gonna sit there and look like a dumbshit or what?

*"Downfall" picks up his handy pencil and begins to write something. He finishes and raises the piece of paper, showing it to the teacher.*

*The teacher begins to read the sign.*

Teacher: But...you..told me not to talk.

Teacher: You know what? Your something else. Get the hell up and finish the equation on the board or I'll call your mother.

"Downfall": Yes M'am!

*"Downfall" jumps up and runs to the blackboard. He picks up the stubby piece of chalk and fills in the answer.*

Teacher: ...Good. Now fill in the other one.

"Downfall": Yes! Right away!

*"Downfall" fills it in and of course once again its right. He walks to his chair and straightens his tie like the nerd he is.*

Teacher: Now, pick up your damn textbook and read chapters 33, 34, 35, and 36.

"Downfall": Im on it!

Teacher: The hell with it. Read from 30 to 50. I want a summary about those chapters in complete sentences.

"Downfall": Okay!!

*The teacher turns around and begins to head on out the door. "Downfall" turns to face the camera as he begins to speak.*

"Downfall": As you can see I really have no life, well I do, but it involes dictionaries, encyclopedias, and the thesarus.

*"Downfall" gets up and rips the "Hi Im "Downfall" sticker off his shirt. He looks at the camera and speaks.*

Sharper: Promo after promo after promo, fact after fact after fact. Downfall you called me dumb, stupid, a caveman and more shit then I can keep track of. In every single promo you state some random shit about me and try to make me look stupid, but once again, for the love of god, where does that get you in the god damn ring?

*Sharper walks over to the chalkboard and picks the chalk up once again. He begins to write and finally finishes as the word NOWHERE in big letters is shown.*

*The teacher walks back into the room to see Matt up.*

Teacher: God damnit Downfall, what did I tell you?!!?!? Sit the hell down and read your chapters Downfall!

Sharper: My names Sharper, Matt Sharper, you piece of shit.

*Sharper walks over to the teacher, picks him up, and SPINEBUSTERS him right throught a desk.*

*Sharper gets up and walks to the doorway. He turns around with a grin on his face.*

Sharper: Like I said, remember it. The names Sharper, Matt Sharper.

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