*The scene opens up in a rather dark room with a very light spotlight hovering over the only object in the room, a chair. In the chair sits two time UWF Anarchy Champion, Jason "The Anarchist" Signs. He holds a Singapore cane in his hand and plays with it every now and then. He flashes a cocky smile at the camera and begins to speak.*

Signs: You see for months now I have sat back and watched the UWF shows and lately I've been disappointed with the lame matches and performances...especially YOU two, Warren and Bitchcakes. I've been around since the first run of UWF and if you two would of been around back then you wouldn't of stood a chance in hell.

*The spotlight over Signs flickers as he continues to speak.*

Signs: Not only was I in UWF's first match ever against the one hit wonder Jeromy Ramsey, I was UWF's first title holder, and THEE only person to hold the Anarchy title twice. You see I won it and then UWF shut down. Then it got back on its feet and re opened and once again I reclaimed my crown defeating Coolio G. But once again UWF shut down. You see, I never lost it, therefore it's still mine! And after I get through Kottke, I will prove it.

*Jason plays with the Singapore cane a bit before continuing to talk with a smirk.*

Signs: You see Kottke, no offense, but your gonna be nothing but a stepping stone for The Anarchist. And when I get through you, you better believe I'm coming for what is mine..what I've claimed twice and never lost once..the Anarchy title! I mean after all Kottke who the hell are you and what have you done that makes you believe you have a chance with The Anarchist?

*Signs repositions himself in the chair to a more comfortable position.*

Signs: Speaking of anarchy...they don't call me The Anarchist for no reason. Rules? What are rules? I live by no rules and you better be damned it's the same way when I get in the squared circle...Oh and one more thing. What do you think about Bitchcakes and Warren, Philly boy?

*And with that the scene fades..*