I was sent this electronic message containing a questionaire the day before last, while i normally discard such rubbish. Annette thought it would be a good idea to let the commoner into the world that is Hunter S. Douglas.
And so on and so forth, on with the questions.
** What time did you get up this morning? I had tennis at 1pm so I awoke at 11am.
**Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds for my watches, pearls for my cufflinks.
** What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I did see a play last week that was dreadful, it was at the Vienna Opera House, quite droll.
**What is your favorite TV show? Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. I like to see how the other half lives
**What did you have for breakfast? West African Ostrich egg omelet.
**What is your middle name? S.
** Your favorite Potato chip?
Potato Chip? I don�t understand.
** What is your favorite CD at the moment?
I only listen to String Quartets, I am known to listen to a trio every now and again. Alas.
**What kind of car do you drive?
Here�s what kind of cars I do not drive, and that would be non Italian cars
**Favorite sandwich?
Sardine on toast sorbet, it�s not a sandwich but it should be.
**What characteristics do you despise?
Democratic ones.
**Favorite item of clothing?
My otter sandals.
**If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Paris in the1920s.
**What color is your bathroom? Silk.
**Where would you want to retire to?
My townhouse in the Galapagos.
**Favorite time of day?
Mid afternoon tea time on my yacht.
**Where were you born?
Upper West Side
**Favorite sport to watch?
Polo.
What kind of detergent do you use?
I�ve never worn anything twice. Not applicable, again.
**Coke or Pepsi?
Fresh Squeezed Coca Cola. You�re really missing out, if you haven�t had it.
**Are you a morning person or night owl?
Mid afternoon is the best time for sailing.
**Do you have pets?
Pure bred Alpaca retriever
**Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone?
My stocks just gained eight points.
**What did you want to be when you were little?
What I am now.
**Favorite Candy Bar?
South American Chocolate Espresso Bar
**What is your best childhood memory?
When I was given my first yacht, I was six, it was quite lovely although I exchanged for a larger one without it even touching the water.
**What are the different jobs you have had in your life?
Not applicable, although I do tend to drive once in awhile, does driving count?
**What color underwear are you wearing? They�re Eqyptian cotton.
**Nicknames: Huntaah
**Piercing?
Well, I am very beautiful, so, perhaps my looks are piercing one could say, so yes. Quite.
**Eye color? Silver with hints of Ebonian Blue.
**Ever been toilet papering?
That�s disgusting, I�ve never touched the dreadful stuff myself, it has touched me, but not by my own hands.
**Love someone so much it made you cry?
Each time I look in the mirror.
**Been in a car accident?
The only accident I�ve had with cars is when I thought a german automobile was a good purchase.
**Croutons or bacon bits?
Neither.
**Favorite day of the week?
Days with a steady wind and no white caps.
**Favorite restaurant?
The Fat Duck in England, but only because I know the chef, he would be quite irate if I said otherwise.
**Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla truffle.
**Disney or Warner Brothers?
Warner Brothers, the CEO attends many of my benefits.
**Favorite fast food restaurant?
Fast food? Anything worthwhile is worth waiting for.
**What color is your bedroom carpet?
I had a custom carpet made exclusively from panda, it�s quite out if this world!
**How many times did you fail your driver's test?
I don�t have a need for a license
**Besides this one, from whom did you get your last email?
Annette
**What store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Not applicable.
**What do you do most often when you are bored?
I get massages.
**Bedtime? I�m tucked in at 2:30 am every night
**Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? Annette
**Last person you went to dinner with?
My cousin Stuart.
**What are you listening to right now?
Sadly, a trio of strings.
**What is your favorite color?
Zebra white and alligator green
**Lake , Ocean or river?
Ocean
**How many tattoos do you have?
one.
**Who sent this to you and what is something you didn't know about them?
Mademoiselle Gillian, her affinity towards German automobiles, they�re quite dreadful, I shall have to talk some sense into her about these dreadful machines.
**Time you finished this email?
Ask Annette.
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