| Geoff Stoddard - Bass, backing vocals |
| Full Name: Geoff Stoddard. My friends call me G - off.
Info: I started playing bass when I was like, 8 or something. Back then, I struggled trying to play stupid songs like Mary had a Little lamb and stuff like that, and I'm proud to say nothing has changed. My bass playing has sometimes been compared to a gerbil giving birth to a porcupine, or a fat kid farting on wax paper. My vocals are no better, and I'm quite proud at my inability to sing a note. In fact, I find my ugly, sandpaper - sounding voice very sexy, and I think you will too. I like to sit in the corner and fist a whole cake into my face, because it is my workout activity. I am proud to say that I am now a lean 900 pounds due to my awesome workout skills. Doctor Phil is my personal trainer. As you can see by my personal music selection below this, I enjoy very soft music, because Death Metal bands (such as Spice Girls, Britney Spears, etc.) make babies cry. Weapon of Choice: Epiphone Thunderbird. Idols: My dad Eddie Breckenridge Chris Steele George Pettit Cove Bands I Listen To: Thrice, Alexisonfire, Norma Jean, Protest The Hero, Old A Static Lullaby, The Refused, Underoath, Megadeth, On Broken Wings, The Black Lungs, As I Lay Dying, Shotgun Rules, Finch, Funeral For A Friend, Coheed,City and Colour, Ed Gein, Saosin |
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