| Break from wav's..... why not read a joke... if you have any jokes please feel free to email me.... |
| A man went to the tattoo shop... and asked the tattooest: man:hi im wanting a tattoo... Tattooest:Yes sir what would you like doing and where??....... Man: Well i am wanting a tattoo of a �20 pound note...on my willy... Tattooest:May i ask why you want a �20 pound note tattooing on your willy??... Man:Well yes I will give you three reasons... 1 I like to feel my money...... 2 I like to see my money grow.... And 3.... I wanna see how fast the wife can blow it |
| Subject: Husband and Wife Husband: "Let's try different positions tonight". Wife: "That's a good idea, why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes, and I'll lay on the couch and fart". |
| A young Chinese couple got married. On the weddingnight, the wife lies naked under the bedsheets as her husband undressess. He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring : "My dalling, I know dis is yu filst time and yu flighten. I plomise yu, I give yu anything yu wan, I do anything yu wan. What yu wan ?" "I wanna numma 69", she replies. "Yu wanna Cantonese beef with bloccolli ?????" |
| One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears. The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back." |
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