I took her out
It was a Friday night
I Wore Cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the T.V.
And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three
And I should more of missed my T.V. shows
What the hell is A.D.D.?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three
And I shall more of make these prank phone calls
What the hell is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

(Solo)

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three
And you still act like your in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Thats about the time that she broke up with me
Noone should take themselves so seriously
With many years I've had to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

(Solo)

Whats my age again?