It�s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
And said I�m angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it�s all my fault, but couldn�t tell you
Yesterday you�d forgiven me
But it�ll still be two days till I say I�m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You�ll think you�re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
�Cause it�s never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I�m all about value
Bert Kaempfert�s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I�d like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, It�s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show
Cause then you�ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it�s so dangerous
You�ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you�re funny when you�re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I�m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can�t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It�s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you�re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I�ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It�s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it�s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you�d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you�re sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin X-Files with no lights on
We�re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man�s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I�m getting Frantic
Like Sting I�m Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don�t make films
But if I did they�d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren�t always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you�re funny when you�re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I�m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can�t understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It�s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I�m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we�re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it�ll still be two days till we say we�re sorry
It�ll still be two days till we say we�re sorry
It�ll still be two days till we say we�re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie