trick

Well, you all should already know how crazy this man is.
If not, read his bio in the features section.
He's nuts.
He's sexy.
He's your wet dream.
He's you worst nightmare.
He's the rejected Backstreet Boy.
He's the man that was too good for Jane's Addiction.
He's the man that makes Tim Curry normal.
He makes Jesus look like a sinner.
He makes your mother look like a whore.
He makes Charles Manson look like an angel.
He makes Ghandi look lazy, and uncaring.
He is the one that you can blame for the warnings on porn sites.
He is the one that you chat to, thinking it's an innocent 15-year old.
He is the one that enjoys character assassinations and executions alike.
He is the one that spends the money you give at church.

Bottom line.
Don't fuck with him.