| Panty Lines So much eye candy to relish Thongs and white shorts G-strings keeping buns tight I'm a guy I do guy things Like staring a butt Then I turn around Ashamed and humilated Being a guy is one thing But to be a man To be her man Meeting expectations A woman's touch is nothing Compared to her honesty I would never pass up the chance For physical love and certainty The heat, the sweat, the perfume All of these stupid bitches Flashing ass in their daisy dukes A simple reminder That a bachelor is an idiot |