| Chicken? What came first, the chicken or the egg? It�s all relative really. Have you asked a chicken What it thinks on the philosophy of it�s life, Which is essentially boiled down to waiting For it�s metamorphosis from fowl to a meal? My middle name came first, or was it my Last? Depends on if you ask my mom or my dad. Grandma called me Carlos from the time she first Held me, but she didn�t hold me first, and I can�t remember Who did. I asked my dad which came first and He said, �Chicken?! Christ! I�m eating!� And that convinced me that he certainly didn�t Care. And it left me wondering the validity Of my pondering. Eventually I said, �Fuck the chicken!� And retreated to cook myself an egg. |