| beth |
| Another sexy bitch . . . An english major. She's smart. And rather pertentious. She can actually be rather snoddy at times, too. In fact she can be really, really, really, snoddy. Here, picture this . . . she doesn't believe in seeing music as comedy, but owns a kid rock album. Is there an artist out there funnier than Kid Rock? Hmmmmm . . . . When she was asked what motivated her, her response was, "Fuck off, what do you care? I gave you some fucking poetry, isn't that enough? Jesus, you want me to talk to your ass, too? What motivates me? Here's what motivates me, pestering assholes like you, makes me look better. Asshole." Needless to say, beth is not her real name. She didn't want anyone to know that she had anything to do with us. Funny thing about her, though. She's an english major right? She will correct you on every little mispronounced word, but if you want a real laugh, give her a couple of beers and have her do some tongue twisters. Correct her on every word. It's great. History: Homebreaker's employee of the month 12 times (in the year that she worked for her). Working hard in classes to join the peace core (we think it's to leave the country for legal reasons) She was once kicked out the holiday lounge for beating some drunkard senseless after he whispered poetry in her ear, and asked if she liked it (since then, penguin has forgiven her, and proposed numerous times). However pertentous she may be, he poetry is really good, and we look forward to hearing more from her. Last seen: Doing karioke to "I'm too sexy", frolicing about seducing and rejecting men for fun (and free drinks), and coming home to the number of booty calls later that night. -god we love her!!! email beth |