While MPG and Techno were busy practicing their deadman's float, LouLou decided to start dinner. Unfortunately, she must not have read the instruction manual for the grill very closely. We can only hope that SOMEONE knows how to work the fire extinguisher!

With the luck this group is having, simply ordering out is starting to sound better and better.

Weenie roast, anyone? Good thing the guys were too cheap to shell out for some decent patio furniture.

The bad thing is that cheap plywood stuff goes up faster than lighter fluid soaked briquettes.

I really wouldn't get so close to that if I were you, MPG...

Apparently all that time in the pool killed more than a few brain cells in poor MPG's head. Repeat after us: FIRE is BAD!

Here we see MPG sweeping up the remains of the patio furniture in his jammies at 3:00 a.m. Such dedication! Such conscientiousness! Such selflessness! And, we made him do it.

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