Recovery
Whar ya' fix up yer furnitchure
Rectum
Wut happenz wen ya' drive yer pickup drunk
Renal
Wen ya' hafta pull it out an' nale it agin
Retard
To stop working. "My granpaw retard at age 65."
Rice
A contest of speed. "Y'all goin out to see tha big drag rice?"
Seed
"I ain't never seed New York City."
Seizure
Empurur of that Italyan city
Squarsh
A vegetable (also - to flatten). "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you ain't knowed where its been!"
Tar
A rubber wheel. "Gee, I hope that brother of mine frum Jawjuh ain't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
Tarred
Exhausted. "I just flew in, an boy my arms is tarred."
Testicles
Books of the Bible. (Also - myfological superhero)
Tire
A tall monument. "Lord willin and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sumetime."
Tumor
Number of beers ya' can drink after last call.
Urine
Oppozit of "yer out"
Warsh
To clean
Xenobiotic
Life on 'nuther planet
X-ray
Sumon who ain't called Raymond no more
Y'all
A degree of rotation. "There are three degrees of Southern rotation - Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."
Funny! But I wanna go home now...
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