Entry for July 19, 2006
I just took count today and the grand total is 45 bunnies (adults and young)in the rabbitry! I have 2 litters that I need to start culling soon. Mini Rex News arrived in the mail box today! I've read it cover to cover and will probably read it a few more times.
2006-07-20 02:11:34 GMT
Comments (2 total)
Author:Anonymous
READ IT COVER TO COVER???? MAY READ IT OVER & OVER AGAIN?
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - ISN'T IT TIME FOR SCHOOL TO START YET?
YOU CRACK ME UP!
2006-07-20 18:00:26 GMT
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - ISN'T IT TIME FOR SCHOOL TO START YET?
YOU CRACK ME UP!
Author:Anonymous
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2006-07-23 21:21:42 GMT
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
