Chapter One:
Sully: Alright, hey, what's up! I'm Pat Sullivan, and I'm here here with my boy, Tommy, in front on Cumberland farms. We're making a video for our criminal justice class, to show how frighteningly easy it is for minors to purchase alcohol in the greater Boston area. As I speak, my girl Denise is currently within, attempting to acquire a couple of tall boys. And if she succeeds, mark my words, I will be forced to confiscate the evidence and turn it into the proper authorities- my mouth! [Denise walks out of the store] Hey, any luck?
Denise: Shot down. Apparently, the clerk was able to discern that I am not one Evelyn Chang. [Shows fake I.D.]
Sully: Ah, you're Evelyn Chang to me.
Denise: You are so queer!
Sully: You are!
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