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"I think Red did a grand job on my bonfire. He put it out efficiently and quickly. He's a credit to all small firefighters. Sadly, he has more hair than me." - William Hague. |
 
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"My waste bin was smoking so much - then there he was, hose at the ready. He was wonderful - and he really is that small, I didn't realise!" - Tony Blair. |
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This is a snap from the recent "We Love Red" procession when the whole city of Rio De Janeiro, Brazil came out to see him led by the President of Brazill and the whole Brazilian football team. |
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| "Red has made major contributions to the security of the U.S.A. and we are beholden to him. I think I can safely say this on behalf of all U.S Agencies." - Un-named source at the National Security Agency, Washington D.C. |
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"I knew I would never need a small firefighter - until Red made me eat my words. He's the only one, in all the years I've been in politics, to make me say - I was wrong" - Arthur Scargill. |
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"Don't talk to me about firefighters! Not even small ones! They're all tarred with the same brush! Shoot 'em all!" - John Prescott. (We think that maybe he's been a little out of his depth at work recently...) |
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"Look! Red bought me all these nice coloured bags. I can put anything in them that I like. Great isn't it?" - unknown admirer of Red. |
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"O.K. Red, I know I shouldn't be smoking, but hey! It's a publicity shot.... And by the way, that was a great tip to play Marlowe." - Humphrey Bogart. |
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"Red Honey... I've missed you... It's been sooooo long..." (How did this one get in here? - Ed) |
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| "I Did It...My...Way..... - This boy sure knows how to write a tune." - Geo. Bush Jnr. |
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"Missing you Red..... Dad says to come over when you've got some free time. He wants to go through that idea you had for an album. - Liv. (big kiss) |
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"Yo Red.... Yo Red.... Yo Red.... Yo Red.... Yo Red.... Yo Red.... Yo Red.... (Yo Red - latest hit tune, entered the charts worldwide at number 3.) |
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"Say Red, thanks for the tip to play in Copacabana!.... What do you mean it wasn't Copacabana?" - Humph. |
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| "I had my hair done like this for you Red. I hope you like it... I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been there to rescue me from that chair fire. I was sitting there and suddenly - poof - the chair was on fire. They've been calling me 'Hot Ass' ever since then you know." - Christina. xxx |
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"I did my hair for you too Red, and I put on your favourite dress... When are you coming over? I haven't seen you since the air conditioner fried. I have the Frascati chilled too, remember?" - Alyson. |
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"Red, thanks once again for organising the burning down of the house on the set of 'Darkly Noon'. It just wouldn't have been the same without you there. A big kiss for you." - Ashley. X |
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"Red good buddy, do tell me how do you manage to get all these beautiful chicks calling you? I thought I'd been doing well since you suggested I should play Bond... but you really leave me trailing far behind. What's your secret old friend? Berries? Speak to you soon. Regards, Pierce. |
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