Battles
Well, everyone is doing this "fights" on thier websites, so in my infinite wisdom, thought why not throw my hat into the ring (If i had a hat i guess) and post my own fights. Only I will call them battles, which implies that I came up with my own idea.
Adam Koenig vs. Mr. Condon's Gr. 10 History Class
Well folks, this is the big one. I will not go into great detail with this, as I don't want to get into it, and i am sure you all know anyway. Adam Koenig, after some weird and dillusional idea, of announcing to the class that "we really got those guys", in refference to his German heritage and various acts during WW2. Well, that really shocks the class and Mr. Condon. So the big question here is, who would win in a battle, Adam, or the whole Gr.10 History in an old school beat down?
Well, i would have to say right off, that Condon would probably say, "i have to go to the office for something, and whatever happens, happens" and would probably leave the room. I think that would really open the floor up for a hard and painful beating. I think Adam would be smart enough to try to make a quick exit and slip towards the door, but I don't think he'd make it at all, and would probably end up a stain on the portable floor.
Teopold vs. Palermo
Now this would be quite the battle, I would have to say. I'd say first of all, I think this would all start with a yelling match. Since this is not uncommon, I would believe that no one would not only notice, but probably care. Then I would believe that Palermo would make the advance into Teoplod's tech lab. Teoplod, on the defense, woudl grab his metre stick, and somehow jump onto those friggen desks they have in there. this would mildly stun Palermo, as he is use to seeing this. However, Because Teopold seems to do it without bending his legs or really anything, I think that would kinda put Palermo into awe. Also, due to lack of arms, Palermo would retreat back into his shop. Here it would get really interesting, as on home turf, Palermo is well stocked with anything that he could arm himself with, and woul probably select the first peice of wood available, provoking a wooden sword fight.
Overall, I would have to call this one as either a draw, or two close to call. Amazingly, these old foes know each other too well and would not be able to gain the upper hand on the other. Either way, this would make for one hell of a match, if not something to watch while your supposed to be in class. |
