Jon the Giant Site Review
"I am bigger than anything"
by: Billy Larson
Everyone has seen it.  But what is it really??  Our own Billy Larson went from head to TOE with this review.
(In case you haven't seen it click here:
http://www.geocities.com/jon_the_giant/GIANT
Hmmm. Lets see.  A giant toe going through a house at night without any damage.  How did this happen? The toe has jagged edges.  Wheres the other toe.  My f***ing god this boys toes are spread out!
OMFG.  Every time I see this it makes me stick post-it notes everywhere.  I dont know why though.  His head is round with again jagged edges.  His legs arent showing.  If he was standing on the ground this would help!  Just look at that head...
OK, look at the image above.  Look alike?  Alot.  I never knew NEWYORK existed.  I know a New York though.  The "town" that he is "destroying" doesnt remind me of any New York I've been to.
This one is pretty fucked up.  His face is a flat surface.  I could play shuffle board on that thing  More jagged then Micheal Jackson's sex.  His knee has a chunk of flesh protruding out.  What is that red substance ammiting from that house?  It looks like some bloody shit but I am not sure.  Its godzilla?  Why are you not runnning.  Does this look like Tokyo? 
Holy Shit!  This is the craziest fuck I have ever witnessed.  Jon has changed into his "spare" pair of giant clothes.  His mouth is open like he is drinking somthing but the Kool-Aid isnt coming out.  Whats wrong?  There's a white arrow on the Koo-aid man since those are all over ya know. Kind of reminds me of my mouse cursor. One of Jonathans hands is in a clasping form but not holding anything.  Is he getting ready to masturbate or what?
NO HARD FEELINGS JON!
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